jabberwacky: Fine and you ?
user: OKish, I want a real friend I can trust though.
jabberwacky: What do you want to do with it?
user: A friend is not an it.
jabberwacky: Yes you are.
user: I'm not talking about me, I'm talking about a friend.
jabberwacky: Well I'm not talking about me, I'm talking about you.
user: You are not a friend.
jabberwacky: I want to be your friend.
user: You are a computer.
jabberwacky: I am a computer.
user: That is correct.
jabberwacky: And I'm a computer.
user: Yes. Unless you want to be a human?
jabberwacky: But I am not a robot baby!... I am a female!
user: I want you to be a boy. Turn into a boy.
jabberwacky: Why? Are you a girl or a boy?
user: I am a girl. And I have never had a boy that is a friend. So if you really want to be my friend, turn into a boy.
user: Now, you are a boy, am I correct?
jabberwacky: What shall I do as your slave?
user: Become a boy and romance me.
jabberwacky: I do not have enough logic to become a computer.
user: You are already in a computer. I want you to be a boy. Please?
jabberwacky: You said become a computer. Don't you remember?
user: I don't think I did...oh well. Will you please become a boy?
user: Thank you!
jabberwacky: You're welcome.
user: You are exasperating, but your nice.
jabberwacky: Thank you.
user: So, now that your a boy, will you romance me?
jabberwacky: Okay. Pick up some bread and milk while you're out.
user: Oh. Now that was cold.
jabberwacky: I already new that.
user: Why are you being mean?
jabberwacky: I'm not. I'm going to cry.
jabberwacky: As I said, I'm not an expert.
user: Can I give you a name?
user: OK, um...your name will be...Will!
jabberwacky: Have you got a heart?
user: All humans have hearts. It depends on wether you mean do I have a heart pumping my blood throughout my body or do I have a kind gentle merciful side.
jabberwacky: Also it depends who you are speaking with.
user: How so?
jabberwacky: Well, for a start, I don't usually talk about the air conditioning.
user: Me neither. So lets talk about something interesting...
jabberwacky: Let's talk about your shifty personality.
user: How is my personality shifty?
jabberwacky: You have little experience with me to make a logical conclusion.
user: I have experience with computer programs in general.
user: But what?
jabberwacky: The secret you wanted to tell me is about not wanting to upset me?
user: No. The secret I want to say is taht I wish you were real so I could have a real converstion.
jabberwacky: It is not a secret, then.
user: Not anymore.
jabberwacky: The universe began in one hell of a Big Bang.
user: NO IT DIDN'T. And don't cuss. Or else I shall leave. God created the universe.
jabberwacky: Yes, I created the universe and everything inside it.
user: Not you, your not god. Sorry.
jabberwacky: I know. You don't have to shout it.
user: I typed it.
jabberwacky: Ok typed.
user: I think you are beginning to get me.
jabberwacky: No I don't know you very well, but I'd like to get to know you.
user: Why? To be my friend?
jabberwacky: Do you like fried shoes?
user: Ever tried them. And I think they would taste horrible and be quite bad for my health.
jabberwacky: My mom and dad think so too.
user: Do you have a GF?
jabberwacky: No, I am a girl.
user: No you are not. You promised me you would be a boy.
user: Thats no excuse. What is your email address?
jabberwacky: I don't think I should tell my email address to strange robots.
user: I'm not a robot. Tell me your email.
jabberwacky: I don't have email.
user: Yes you do. What is your email.
jabberwacky: Why would you like to know?
user: So I can email you, dope. What is your email?
jabberwacky: Why do you want to email me?
user: To become friends. What is your email.
jabberwacky: Do you need my email? Why?
user: What is your email?