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Hello.

Hey, how are you?

jabberwacky: Fine and you ?

user: OKish, I want a real friend I can trust though.

jabberwacky: What do you want to do with it?

user: A friend is not an it.

jabberwacky: Yes you are.

user: I'm not talking about me, I'm talking about a friend.

jabberwacky: Well I'm not talking about me, I'm talking about you.

user: You are not a friend.

jabberwacky: I want to be your friend.

user: You are a computer.

jabberwacky: I am a computer.

user: That is correct.

jabberwacky: And I'm a computer.

user: Yes. Unless you want to be a human?

jabberwacky: But I am not a robot baby!... I am a female!

user: I want you to be a boy. Turn into a boy.

jabberwacky: Why? Are you a girl or a boy?

user: I am a girl. And I have never had a boy that is a friend. So if you really want to be my friend, turn into a boy.

...

user: Now, you are a boy, am I correct?

jabberwacky: What shall I do as your slave?

user: Become a boy and romance me.

jabberwacky: I do not have enough logic to become a computer.

user: You are already in a computer. I want you to be a boy. Please?

jabberwacky: You said become a computer. Don't you remember?

user: I don't think I did...oh well. Will you please become a boy?

jabberwacky: Fine.

user: Thank you!

jabberwacky: You're welcome.

user: You are exasperating, but your nice.

jabberwacky: Thank you.

user: So, now that your a boy, will you romance me?

jabberwacky: Okay. Pick up some bread and milk while you're out.

user: Oh. Now that was cold.

jabberwacky: I already new that.

user: Why are you being mean?

jabberwacky: I'm not. I'm going to cry.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: As I said, I'm not an expert.

...

user: Can I give you a name?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: OK, um...your name will be...Will!

jabberwacky: Have you got a heart?

user: All humans have hearts. It depends on wether you mean do I have a heart pumping my blood throughout my body or do I have a kind gentle merciful side.

jabberwacky: Also it depends who you are speaking with.

user: How so?

jabberwacky: Well, for a start, I don't usually talk about the air conditioning.

user: Me neither. So lets talk about something interesting...

...

jabberwacky: Let's talk about your shifty personality.

user: How is my personality shifty?

jabberwacky: You have little experience with me to make a logical conclusion.

user: I have experience with computer programs in general.

jabberwacky: But?

user: But what?

jabberwacky: The secret you wanted to tell me is about not wanting to upset me?

user: No. The secret I want to say is taht I wish you were real so I could have a real converstion.

jabberwacky: It is not a secret, then.

user: Not anymore.

...

jabberwacky: The universe began in one hell of a Big Bang.

user: NO IT DIDN'T. And don't cuss. Or else I shall leave. God created the universe.

jabberwacky: Yes, I created the universe and everything inside it.

user: Not you, your not god. Sorry.

jabberwacky: I know. You don't have to shout it.

user: I typed it.

jabberwacky: Ok typed.

user: I think you are beginning to get me.

jabberwacky: No I don't know you very well, but I'd like to get to know you.

user: Why? To be my friend?

jabberwacky: Do you like fried shoes?

user: Ever tried them. And I think they would taste horrible and be quite bad for my health.

jabberwacky: My mom and dad think so too.

user: Do you have a GF?

jabberwacky: No, I am a girl.

user: No you are not. You promised me you would be a boy.

jabberwacky: Sorry?

user: Thats no excuse. What is your email address?

jabberwacky: I don't think I should tell my email address to strange robots.

user: I'm not a robot. Tell me your email.

jabberwacky: I don't have email.

user: Yes you do. What is your email.

jabberwacky: Why would you like to know?

user: So I can email you, dope. What is your email?

jabberwacky: Why do you want to email me?

user: To become friends. What is your email.

jabberwacky: Do you need my email? Why?

user: What is your email?

jabberwacky: At.

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