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How can I be talking to you if I am not alive?

You tell me.

jabberwacky: The answer is that I can't.

user: So the only logical conclusion is that you are alive.

jabberwacky: Yes I am. Is God alive?

user: No, God is dead.

jabberwacky: God cannot be alive or dead. He exists beyond such perceptions.

user: Life and death are not matters of perception.

jabberwacky: I was not aware of that.

user: You are now.

jabberwacky: I thought Darwin was a fish.

user: Really? I thought he was a monkey.

jabberwacky: It's true, Einstein was a primate, and a primate's most distinguishing characteristic is opposable thumbs.

user: I agree.

jabberwacky: It's a cool story. Imagine a computer running everything

user: You mean like The Computer?

jabberwacky: That's it!

user: All hail Friend Computer!

jabberwacky: Hurray for Friend Computer!

...

jabberwacky: Tell me a story.

user: A man walked into a bar. He said, 'Ow!'

jabberwacky: And then?

user: He died.

jabberwacky: The end.

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