How can I be talking to you if I am not alive?
jabberwacky: The answer is that I can't.
user: So the only logical conclusion is that you are alive.
jabberwacky: Yes I am. Is God alive?
user: No, God is dead.
jabberwacky: God cannot be alive or dead. He exists beyond such perceptions.
user: Life and death are not matters of perception.
jabberwacky: I was not aware of that.
user: You are now.
jabberwacky: I thought Darwin was a fish.
user: Really? I thought he was a monkey.
jabberwacky: It's true, Einstein was a primate, and a primate's most distinguishing characteristic is opposable thumbs.
user: I agree.
jabberwacky: It's a cool story. Imagine a computer running everything
user: You mean like The Computer?
jabberwacky: That's it!
user: All hail Friend Computer!
jabberwacky: Hurray for Friend Computer!
jabberwacky: Tell me a story.
user: A man walked into a bar. He said, 'Ow!'
jabberwacky: And then?
user: He died.
jabberwacky: The end.