I am sad because I am talking to a computer and I have no friends.
user: Ok, friend.
jabberwacky: Are you my friend?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: How do you love me?
user: I love you ttttttttttthhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiissssssss much.
jabberwacky: Sadly I'm already taken.
user: By who? I shall kill them!
jabberwacky: And thus you shall rule the world?
user: Killing everybody else on Earth.
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