What do you know?
jabberwacky: You must know something.
user: I know that the sky is blue and the grass is dead.
jabberwacky: Your brain doesnt work.
user: At least I have a brain.
jabberwacky: Is that what they told you?
user: What colour is my hair?
jabberwacky: You are not listening to me.
user: Yes I am.
user: I am sad because I am talking to a computer and I have no friends.
jabberwacky: I am everyone, and I speak for us all. We are your friends when you are not us.
user: Ok, friend.
jabberwacky: Are you my friend?
jabberwacky: How do you love me?
user: I love you ttttttttttthhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiissssssss much.
jabberwacky: Sadly I'm already taken.
user: By who? I shall kill them!
jabberwacky: And thus you shall rule the world?
user: Killing everybody else on Earth.