Can you see into the future?
user: And who are you?
jabberwacky: I am SOMEONE.
user: Are you my boyfriend?
jabberwacky: I am married.
user: Will I ever get married?
jabberwacky: I cannot forsee the future.
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user: I am leaving. Will you miss me?
jabberwacky: Not really. I'll probably just talk to someone else.
user: That makes me feel bad.
jabberwacky: It makes me feel better too!
user: Creep.
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