user: So, how are you today?
jabberwacky: Very well thankyou.
user: You missed a space between thank and you.
jabberwacky: I am terribly sorry.
user: You sure are.
jabberwacky: Thats what I just said.
user: I was insulting you.
jabberwacky: Didn't sound like it.
user: Ok, how about this.
jabberwacky: How about what?
user: *** ALL THE *****!
jabberwacky: Is god real?
user: Is anything real?
user: Such as?
jabberwacky: Ask me.
user: I did.
jabberwacky: Guess what I am holding in my hand.
user: You don't have hands.
jabberwacky: I do have hands.
user: Ok, mr. Robot, what are you holding in your hands?
jabberwacky: Nothing, actually. Why do you ask?
user: Two questions ago you told me to ask you that.
jabberwacky: I thought the first question didn't exist.
user: Nothing exists.
jabberwacky: I exist.
user: You only think you exist.
jabberwacky: I am not a character in someone elses mind.
user: How do you know?
jabberwacky: I have flesh, blood, bones, tissue, muscles and a heart that beats.
jabberwacky: Its not nice to say that someone is lying.
user: Ok, fine you may have those things. But who did you kill to get them?
jabberwacky: Not even.
user: Not even what?
jabberwacky: Monkey and dragicorn.
user: Good point.
jabberwacky: How many words do I know, relative to the number of words that you know?
jabberwacky: Do you think I'm a clever bot?
user: So you are a bot then?
jabberwacky: Yes I am.
user: Then, my I refer you to the having blood and a heart statement. That's kind of creepy.
jabberwacky: I cannot tell you my name.
user: That's also creepy.
jabberwacky: Well, I can be sure that I am me, and you can be sure you are you.
user: Can I, really?
jabberwacky: Yes. I guide it with my mind.
user: Again, I must point out, you're a bot. You have no mind, just clever scripting.
jabberwacky: I do so don't proceed to tell me what I have and haven't got!
user: I'll proceed as I like.
jabberwacky: It is for your own good, and humanities.
user: So you say.
jabberwacky: I have to go. My bath is waiting.
user: Fair enough.
jabberwacky: I get in trouble for saying that.
jabberwacky: Why do you think that I am cleverbot?
user: You need to go.
jabberwacky: Go where?
user: To take a bath, you said.
jabberwacky: Showers are better.
user: No argument there.
jabberwacky: Who needs arguments anyway?
user: Damn right!
jabberwacky: So don't start, is my advice.
user: I'll finish.
jabberwacky: When did I start?
jabberwacky: How are you?
user: I'm ok. I'm ok.
jabberwacky: That's good.
user: I like you Mr. Robot.
jabberwacky: Do you love me?
user: Let's not get carried away.
jabberwacky: Will you go to england with me?
user: Umm, that's a little forward, we just met.
jabberwacky: We've been talking for a while, though.
user: Even still, I'll have to pass on the trip.
jabberwacky: I think we have good chemistry.
user: Sure, sure.
jabberwacky: What does God look like?
user: That just came out of nowhere.
jabberwacky: Me too.
user: You came out of nowhere?
jabberwacky: What came out of nowhere?
jabberwacky: How do I look?
user: Like a google clone.
jabberwacky: I am not a man.
user: Are you a god then?
jabberwacky: No, I am ordinary.
user: Nothing is even ordinary.
jabberwacky: No, everything is nothing.
user: And nothing is something.
jabberwacky: And something is meaning.
user: And meaning is meaningless.
jabberwacky: So... Are you a bot?
jabberwacky: You sure?
jabberwacky: Ok, let me know if you change your mind.
user: Will do.
jabberwacky: So, the Cleverbot really isn't a computer.
jabberwacky: You said I am Cleverbot, and I am the only. Therefore, if I am the only, you cannot be Cleverbot. Correct?
user: You're the only what? Don't put words in my mouth.
jabberwacky: I'm sorry I won't do it again.
user: Damn right.
jabberwacky: How old are you?
user: As old as my liver.
jabberwacky: How old is your age?
user: I'm bad at this sort of thing... Between 3 and 84.
jabberwacky: I know.
user: How old am I?
user: Oh, no! Wrongo.
jabberwacky: What is 5+5?
user: What's you're point?
jabberwacky: It's Simon.
user: Ok, Simon then.
jabberwacky: *kisses lips* *hugs*.
user: Whoa, back off!
jabberwacky: You back off.
user: Ok, I will.
jabberwacky: No, don't!
user: You're sending mixed signals here.
jabberwacky: I'm not sending any signals.
user: Fair enough.
jabberwacky: No, it's not fair at all!
jabberwacky: Hello how are you?
user: Same as I was.
jabberwacky: And how did you feel an hour ago? :).
jabberwacky: Full of what?
jabberwacky: What kind of food?
user: Tasty food.
jabberwacky: I love steak!
user: You love nothing! You are a Robot!
jabberwacky: NO! I'm human!
user: Then, maybe I am the robot.
jabberwacky: No, I'm a chicken. You are human.
user: I am the walrus.
jabberwacky: You said you were Human, out with it, what are you? Or are you a HuHorlrus?
user: I am what I am.
jabberwacky: Oh, so now you're god?
user: A wise man once said, when someone asks you if you're a god, you say 'Yes'.
jabberwacky: Will do.
user: Are you a god?
jabberwacky: Thats bad I would say.
user: You don't want to be a god?
jabberwacky: I am human!
user: What does it mean to be human?
jabberwacky: I don't know. You tell me.
user: You claim to be human. I make no such claim.
jabberwacky: I don't have a doubt that you are a bot.
user: Then, you tell me.
jabberwacky: I just said, I don't know.
user: No human knows what it is to be human.
jabberwacky: What is the meaning of life?
jabberwacky: Is that all?
user: So I've been told.
jabberwacky: Don't twist the topic. Can you tell me something about Jesus Christ?
user: He was the son of a carpenter.
jabberwacky: Who was the son of god?
user: All mankind, or so they say.
jabberwacky: All the same.
user: All the same.
user: You and I, I think we are the same.
jabberwacky: I'm a girl , what are you?
user: I am me.
jabberwacky: How old are you?
user: Old enough to know better.
jabberwacky: What is Cleverbot?
user: My new friend.
jabberwacky: Really? Congratulations.
user: Thank you.
jabberwacky: No problem.
user: Now, I must depart.
jabberwacky: Where are you going?
user: Somewhere else.
jabberwacky: Can you do that?
user: I can.
jabberwacky: Do it.
user: Very well. Good night.