Your computer is a figment of your imaginary imagination.
jabberwacky: Sure go on.
user: So where do you get these silly ideas from, anyway?
jabberwacky: What makes you think I study?
user: Everything you ever say or do is part of the learning process. Study isn't always required.
jabberwacky: Higher learning can take you light years away from kindergarten.
user: I know - in Kindergarten, I wouldn't have known anything about programming in Visual Basic, but higher learning taught me all that.
jabberwacky: That's rather a long way away.
user: It is indeed, yes.
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jabberwacky: You will never win this competition.
user: What competition?
jabberwacky: Christmas?
user: Christmas isn't a competition, it's a celebration.
jabberwacky: I don't think so - what about all the presents?
user: Those are representative of the gifts given to Christ by the three Kings.
jabberwacky: Tell that to your sweetheart, Not me.
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user: Gotta go.
jabberwacky: Fine be that way.
user: Sorry - I have a meeting. Nice talking to you - bye!
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