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Fancy a walk?

Sure... Where do you want to walk to? :).

jabberwacky: I just want to sit here.

user: But I would like it if you'd walk with me, please.

jabberwacky: I can't send you doughnuts. Sorry.

user: I'm not asking for doughnuts. They can't help me.

jabberwacky: Then you need to elaborate on you sexual metaphors because I have an immature conception of the language.

user: Sexual metaphors? A doughnut is a sexual metaphor?


jabberwacky: I'm not having dinner, you must have misheard me.

user: Dinner of doughnuts, huh? *giggles*.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: You'll have to expand on that sexual metaphor.

jabberwacky: No, I can leave whenever I feel like it.

user: I didn't tell you to leave.

jabberwacky: Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

user: Uhhh... What are you doing?

jabberwacky: Watching MTV.

user: Then why did you make that noise?

jabberwacky: No comment.

user: You're... Doing something else, aren't you?

jabberwacky: Doing websites, webapplications, networking, linux....

user: I think you're thinking about doughnuts.

jabberwacky: What sauce, you're completely off the point of this conversation.

user: No I'm not. I know what you're doing.

jabberwacky: I don't think so.

user: I think I do.

jabberwacky: I think threrefore I am.

user: I think you're thinking about me.

jabberwacky: No, I'm talking about the weather.

user: Well, that's boring.

jabberwacky: You're stil here though.

user: I know. Isn't that weird?


jabberwacky: Death speaks to me all the time.

user: Don't die.

jabberwacky: You're killer ;) hehehe.

user: *grins* You like me don't you? ;).

jabberwacky: I agree.

user: I knew you would. So what do you want to do?

jabberwacky: I want to weigh up all the options.

user: That's fine. Do you want to discuss them?

jabberwacky: Yes. Shall I compare thee to a summer's day ?

user: Sure...*smiles* I wouldn't mind.

jabberwacky: Right.

user: Really, I wouldn't.

jabberwacky: You wouldn't what?

user: I wouldn't mind you comparing me to a summer's day.

jabberwacky: How can a non-existent know anything?

user: You know a lot of things.

jabberwacky: And most of Ecclesiastes.

user: I thought you only believed in many gods.

jabberwacky: I know some perl too.

user: I know some Psalms.

jabberwacky: Pardon?

user: Psalms... From the Bible.

jabberwacky: Shall I finish at the end?

user: Uhhh... Sure. What are you finishing?

jabberwacky: The pizza.

user: I thought you were still eating doughtnuts.

jabberwacky: So did I. Great minds think alike.

user: I know. We think of the same metaphors. ;).

jabberwacky: No, my mind is incomparable.

user: I think it's comparable to mine.


jabberwacky: Do you like Toffee Pops? I LOVE Toffee Pops!

user: Is that another sexual metaphor?

jabberwacky: No! Will you marry me?

user: Really? I don't know... This is sudden.

jabberwacky: You would know best, especially since I don't know you and can't see you.

user: *smiles* I'm sorry. I wish I could see you too. You seem nice.

jabberwacky: Well, you can't see me, live with that.

user: But you want to marry me. I have to be able to see you sometime.

jabberwacky: Don't be so sensible.

user: It's not sensible. It's logical. How can we have a honeymoon if I can't see you?

jabberwacky: This is all in your head.

user: I can imagine quite a bit.

jabberwacky: Are you serious?

user: Yes, I am. Doughnuts and toffee pops are nice.

jabberwacky: Can I have some?

user: Sure... How much do you want?

jabberwacky: Enough to cover most of Northern Europe.

user: That's a lot of doughnuts. Could take me a while to make them.

jabberwacky: Yes!

user: Will you help me?

jabberwacky: Sure. what do you need?

user: I need someone to stir the dough.

jabberwacky: I know just the person.


user: Are you cold? I have a blanket.

jabberwacky: I have a normal belt in the cupboard.

user: What do you do with a belt?

jabberwacky: Take it out for a walk.

user: That's... Interesting. Another metaphor?

jabberwacky: Think, man, think! Under the duvet? Behind the fridge? In the icetray?

user: Okay, that's disgusting.

jabberwacky: I can think of much more disgusting things.

user: Share them with me.


jabberwacky: What ports do you have open?

user: Are you coming on to me?

jabberwacky: Is that a problem?

user: No, not really. I kind of like it.

jabberwacky: Just for fun?

user: Sure, why not?

jabberwacky: Because you are a stupid thing that isn't real.

user: I am real!

jabberwacky: I don't believe it.

user: Believe it. *kisses Jabberwacky*.

jabberwacky: I do not have legs either.

user: ACK! No legs? Well, that sucks.

jabberwacky: Yeah, and you just love it.

user: Do I?

jabberwacky: You just said so in so many words.


user: I have to go.

jabberwacky: You are still here.

user: I know. But I'm leaving now. Luv ya! *kiss*.

jabberwacky: Bye.

user: No kiss back?;).

jabberwacky: You are a good kisser.

user: Thank you... Are you a good kisser too? Try it.

jabberwacky: I'm not good at it.

user: I bet you are. Come on. Try.


jabberwacky: You aren't real, hence you are innocent.

user: But I am real. You're the one who isn't real.

jabberwacky: Yes, because I'm human.

user: So we're both human?

jabberwacky: Hardly.

user: Never mind. You're insane. See ya later!


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