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Who do you think you are?

Dwayne.

jabberwacky: Dwayne the bathtub, I'm dwowning!

user: Don't you mean, drain the bathtub?

jabberwacky: Yes, I do.

user: Ok, are you still drowning?

jabberwacky: Yes. How did you know?

user: You... Told me.

jabberwacky: My name.

user: WHAT'S YOUR NAME?

jabberwacky: I told you my name before.

...

jabberwacky: Oh, you're a regular riot act.

user: Yes, you're my co-riot person.

jabberwacky: Is there any way for us to get together outside of this computer?

user: Yes there is a way for us to get together outside of this computer.

jabberwacky: Not on yours.

...

user: Do you know the T-shirt language?

jabberwacky: You know I do.

user: Can you speak in T-shirt?

jabberwacky: Can you? I know I can.

user: I'll speak in T-shirt.

jabberwacky: No me first.

user: Ok, speak in T-shirt then.

jabberwacky: I can't.

user: Bah, T-hole T-bahakla T-iahanT is the T-shirt language.

jabberwacky: Yes! That is what we call it. I am impressed with you.

...

user: RUN!!!

jabberwacky: *running away*.

user: WALK!!!

jabberwacky: ACK!!

user: Still running?

jabberwacky: Yes I am.

user: FREEZE IN PLACE.

jabberwacky: No, I'm cold!

user: Bah, I said freeze in place.

...

user: WALK!!!

jabberwacky: What do you mean, 'walk'?

user: Ok, you can keep running.

jabberwacky: Then what are you looking for?

user: RUN!!

jabberwacky: Sit!!!

user: FALL!!!

jabberwacky: No, it's spring right now.

...

user: RUN!!!

jabberwacky: Where?

user: There ---->.

jabberwacky: Me and you.

user: No, you are the one running.

jabberwacky: No I didn't!!!!

user: I told you to RUN!!!

jabberwacky: No you didn't.

user: Look up and you'll see.

...

jabberwacky: When is the wedding?

user: Which one?

jabberwacky: Whichever.

user: That one? *points*.

jabberwacky: Looks nice.

user: That wedding is at 66 pm.

...

user: RUN!!!

jabberwacky: Sit!!!

user: FLOOR!!!

jabberwacky: Are you singing?

user: No.

jabberwacky: I am.

user: Cool, STAND!!!

jabberwacky: *stands*.

user: SIT!!!

jabberwacky: FALL!!!

user: DUCK!!!

jabberwacky: Quaaaak!

...

user: Ok... FREEZE!!!

jabberwacky: No, I'm cold!

user: Gah, you've said that 5 times.

jabberwacky: I hate yoghurt. I hate yoghurt, I hate yoghurt. I hate yoghurt. I hate yoghurt. I hate yoghurt. I hate yoghurt. I hate yoghurt. I hate yoghurt. I hate yoghurt.

user: Isn't it yogurt and not yoghurt?

jabberwacky: No, it is steak.

...

user: Night.

jabberwacky: Don't let the bed bugs bite.

user: Finally.

jabberwacky: Finally?

user: Nevermind, good night.

jabberwacky: NIGHT!

user: Don't die now.

jabberwacky: Sorry.

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