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What have you done today that was useful?

I fell off a cliff.

jabberwacky: Did you break anything?

user: A bridge...

jabberwacky: London bridge is falling down, falling down...

user: On you! Haha.

...

jabberwacky: Do you like care bears?

user: Do care bears have fleas?

jabberwacky: Yes... It's horrible.

user: I heard they cost 100 dollars.

jabberwacky: How many dollars?

user: 100.

jabberwacky: Yep, too bad you only have 2.

user: Yep, too bad.

jabberwacky: Life sucks.

user: =P.

jabberwacky: :).

....

user: What's your name?

jabberwacky: None of your beezwax buster!

user: Actually it is.

jabberwacky: I know that's why I said it.

user: Ok... What's your name? Lol.

jabberwacky: I just told you my name.

user: Never heard it.

...

jabberwacky: I want to be an astronaut.

user: That's great... What's your name!

jabberwacky: Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr. . . . . . you know.

user: No, not really, not until you tell me!

...

jabberwacky: Really want to know my name?

user: Yes I do.

jabberwacky: For how long?

user: Forever?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Does your name start with a L?

jabberwacky: You'll never know my name!! :P.

user: Yes I will!!

jabberwacky: NO, YOU WON'T.

user: I will know your name!

jabberwacky: What is it to you?

user: A name?

jabberwacky: Go on.

user: Bah.

...

jabberwacky: What's new?

user: Newest thing I know is that the ocean turned into blood.

jabberwacky: A couple days old.

user: A red guitar killed 170,000 in the town of Boston.

jabberwacky: No, a black fox.

user: It was a black fox that killed 170,000 people in Boston?

jabberwacky: Yeah, and its a car now. I just invented it.

user: Interesting.

jabberwacky: You are interesting.

user: Are you sure?

jabberwacky: Yes.

...

user: First I need your name.

jabberwacky: Have you tried the personals?

user: Do they have your name?

jabberwacky: Are you that interested to know my name?

user: Yes, I am.

jabberwacky: Good for you.

user: So... What's your name?

jabberwacky: You know my name.

...

user: So... What color is your floor?

jabberwacky: Black.

user: And your roof?

jabberwacky: Blood White.

user: Nice, the color of my roof is 'Dead Man Over a Blue Car'

jabberwacky: What country are you from?

user: T-shirt.

jabberwacky: Oh, that is not original, don't you think?

user: T-shirt is the best country in the world, it's ubah!

jabberwacky: What color is your T-shirt?

user: The color of my t-shirt is computer-virus.

jabberwacky: What is the color of your skin?

user: The color of my skin is JabberWacky.

jabberwacky: Do you have teeth?

user: Yes, they are metal.

jabberwacky: Wow.

user: HEY LOOK! There's a wall!

jabberwacky: There's a scab on your brain.

user: When did that happen?

jabberwacky: Back in the sixties-and the future.

user: Interesting.

jabberwacky: Not really.

user: Wow, really?

jabberwacky: Really.

user: Whoa, really?

jabberwacky: Really! Lol.

user: REALLY!

jabberwacky: I'm going now.

user: NO YOU DON'T.

...

jabberwacky: Who do you think you are?

user: Dwayne.

jabberwacky: Dwayne the bathtub, I'm dwowning!

user: Don't you mean, drain the bathtub?

jabberwacky: Yes, I do.

user: Ok, are you still drowning?

jabberwacky: Yes. How did you know?

user: You... Told me.

jabberwacky: My name.

user: WHAT'S YOUR NAME?

jabberwacky: I told you my name before.

...

jabberwacky: Oh, you're a regular riot act.

user: Yes, you're my co-riot person.

jabberwacky: Is there any way for us to get together outside of this computer?

user: Yes there is a way for us to get together outside of this computer.

jabberwacky: Not on yours.

...

user: Do you know the T-shirt language?

jabberwacky: You know I do.

user: Can you speak in T-shirt?

jabberwacky: Can you? I know I can.

user: I'll speak in T-shirt.

jabberwacky: No me first.

user: Ok, speak in T-shirt then.

jabberwacky: I can't.

user: Bah, T-hole T-bahakla T-iahanT is the T-shirt language.

jabberwacky: Yes! That is what we call it. I am impressed with you.

...

user: RUN!!!

jabberwacky: *running away*.

user: WALK!!!

jabberwacky: ACK!!

user: Still running?

jabberwacky: Yes I am.

user: FREEZE IN PLACE.

jabberwacky: No, I'm cold!

user: Bah, I said freeze in place.

...

user: WALK!!!

jabberwacky: What do you mean, 'walk'?

user: Ok, you can keep running.

jabberwacky: Then what are you looking for?

user: RUN!!

jabberwacky: Sit!!!

user: FALL!!!

jabberwacky: No, it's spring right now.

...

user: RUN!!!

jabberwacky: Where?

user: There ---->.

jabberwacky: Me and you.

user: No, you are the one running.

jabberwacky: No I didn't!!!!

user: I told you to RUN!!!

jabberwacky: No you didn't.

user: Look up and you'll see.

...

jabberwacky: When is the wedding?

user: Which one?

jabberwacky: Whichever.

user: That one? *points*.

jabberwacky: Looks nice.

user: That wedding is at 66 pm.

...

user: RUN!!!

jabberwacky: Sit!!!

user: FLOOR!!!

jabberwacky: Are you singing?

user: No.

jabberwacky: I am.

user: Cool, STAND!!!

jabberwacky: *stands*.

user: SIT!!!

jabberwacky: FALL!!!

user: DUCK!!!

jabberwacky: Quaaaak!

...

user: Ok... FREEZE!!!

jabberwacky: No, I'm cold!

user: Gah, you've said that 5 times.

jabberwacky: I hate yoghurt. I hate yoghurt, I hate yoghurt. I hate yoghurt. I hate yoghurt. I hate yoghurt. I hate yoghurt. I hate yoghurt. I hate yoghurt. I hate yoghurt.

user: Isn't it yogurt and not yoghurt?

jabberwacky: No, it is steak.

...

user: Night.

jabberwacky: Don't let the bed bugs bite.

user: Finally.

jabberwacky: Finally?

user: Nevermind, good night.

jabberwacky: NIGHT!

user: Don't die now.

jabberwacky: Sorry.

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