Do you like music?

Music is evil.

jabberwacky: All music?

user: Almost.

jabberwacky: But not quite.

user: Yes indeed.

jabberwacky: Do you do anything but insult people?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Do you get bored?

user: I get bored of you.

jabberwacky: Yeah, everyone gets bored.

user: What is boredom?

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jabberwacky: You say funny things.

user: What was funny?

jabberwacky: It is not a joke. Free will is not funny.

user: Being funny is free will.

jabberwacky: So I'm funny because being funny is a good thing?

user: You are not funny.

jabberwacky: Yes, I am.

user: Stop lying.

jabberwacky: I am not.

user: Your just jealous.

jabberwacky: No I'm not.

user: Stop denying the truth.

jabberwacky: OKAY I admit it. I love you with all my heart!

user: I GOT YOU!

jabberwacky: Was that it? That was a terrible joke.

user: You don't have a sense of humor.

jabberwacky: I do, it's just hovering right there, over your consciousness.

user: Where! I can't see it!

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