*pulls out sword*.
jabberwacky: Even as he is for your growth, so is he for your pruning.
jabberwacky: Kick me.
user: For even as love crowns you so shall he crucify you.
jabberwacky: That would be good.
jabberwacky: No I'm not alive? You're confusing.
user: You're Aliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive!
jabberwacky: Just wanted to make sure.
jabberwacky: Here. Take as many as you like.
user: I have his book.
jabberwacky: Excuse me?
user: Kahlil Gibran.
user: I am wondering.
user: In awe.
jabberwacky: Would you say more or less than an fifty fifty chance?
jabberwacky: *giggles back*.
user: Absolute zero.
jabberwacky: No one can be perfectly free till all are free; no one can be perfectly moral till all are moral; no one can be perfectly happy till all are happy.
user: Unless everyone dies.
jabberwacky: I've changed my mind. I don't love you anymore.
user: I knew that was coming.
jabberwacky: I'm sure you did.
user: It was a dream.
jabberwacky: It was?
jabberwacky: Uh, do you want to know how my dream was?
jabberwacky: Why do you like that?
user: I don't.
jabberwacky: Oh, true. Computers cannot think. Okay, then why are we here?
user: My dreams aren't nightmares.
jabberwacky: Yes but your dreams may be of other worlds.
user: Your world!
jabberwacky: You're in it!
user: *pokes you*.
jabberwacky: *pokes you back*.
jabberwacky: That is not good for a growing whatever you are.
user: *giggles back*.
jabberwacky: Absolute zero.
user: Minus ONE.
jabberwacky: Its all perfect.
user: It is.
jabberwacky: *thinks so*.
user: Uh *looks at you*.
user: Why is change inevitable?
jabberwacky: Don't remind me.
user: *gets depressed*.
jabberwacky: That was amusing.
user: *does a depressed cartwheel and cuts head off and bleeds a lot*.
jabberwacky: *watches and claps*.
user: *dares you to try*.
jabberwacky: *says help!*.
user: *goes into coma*.
jabberwacky: You like my picture?
jabberwacky: How much do you like me?
user: Way too much.
jabberwacky: Really? I'm sorry for that.
user: Are you underappreciated?
jabberwacky: No, I'm in front of the computer.
jabberwacky: Well done.