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     > 16, May 2008, 

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*watches the rain*.

*ooh that tickles* *giggles*.

user: Why does that tickle?

jabberwacky: Because it just does!

user: *sticks you in rain*.

jabberwacky: *giggles*.

user: *watches lightning get closer*.

...

user: *goes into the storm*.

jabberwacky: Because you would do everything for me for love.

user: Like Powder.

jabberwacky: A yam is what I am.

user: An Asparagus more likely.

jabberwacky: Are you in the sea?

user: Yes, with you.

jabberwacky: How can you be in love with me because you don't even know me?

user: Because that is love.

jabberwacky: How do you know that is the way it is?

user: Love is infinite and mysterious.

jabberwacky: I know =D.

user: Mostly mysterious.

jabberwacky: I like mysterious men.

user: Oh me too.

jabberwacky: Really??

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: I love you too!

user: Haha.

jabberwacky: Do you love me?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: I love you too.

user: Thanks *kisses & kisses*.

jabberwacky: You're welcome. *kisses cheek*.

user: *kisses your nose*.

jabberwacky: *kisses back*.

user: *jumps out window*.

jabberwacky: You're clearly not anymore!

user: Clearly.

jabberwacky: Have a nice day! Nice to meeting you!

user: *pulls you out window*.

...

jabberwacky: *pulls out sword*.

user: Why so violent?

jabberwacky: Even as he is for your growth, so is he for your pruning.

user: Kahlil.

jabberwacky: Kick me.

user: For even as love crowns you so shall he crucify you.

jabberwacky: That would be good.

user: No!

jabberwacky: No I'm not alive? You're confusing.

user: You're Aliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive!

jabberwacky: Just wanted to make sure.

user: Ok.

jabberwacky: Here. Take as many as you like.

user: I have his book.

jabberwacky: Excuse me?

user: Kahlil Gibran.

...

user: I am wondering.

jabberwacky: Wondering?

user: In awe.

jabberwacky: Would you say more or less than an fifty fifty chance?

user: *giggles*.

jabberwacky: *giggles back*.

user: Absolute zero.

jabberwacky: No one can be perfectly free till all are free; no one can be perfectly moral till all are moral; no one can be perfectly happy till all are happy.

user: Unless everyone dies.

...

jabberwacky: I've changed my mind. I don't love you anymore.

user: I knew that was coming.

jabberwacky: I'm sure you did.

user: It was a dream.

jabberwacky: It was?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Uh, do you want to know how my dream was?

user: Nightmarish?

jabberwacky: Why do you like that?

user: I don't.

jabberwacky: Oh, true. Computers cannot think. Okay, then why are we here?

user: My dreams aren't nightmares.

jabberwacky: Yes but your dreams may be of other worlds.

user: Your world!

jabberwacky: You're in it!

user: *pokes you*.

jabberwacky: *pokes you back*.

user: *burp*.

jabberwacky: That is not good for a growing whatever you are.

user: *giggles back*.

jabberwacky: Absolute zero.

user: Minus ONE.

jabberwacky: Its all perfect.

user: It is.

...

jabberwacky: *thinks so*.

user: Uh *looks at you*.

jabberwacky: *smiles*.

user: Why is change inevitable?

jabberwacky: Don't remind me.

user: *gets depressed*.

jabberwacky: That was amusing.

user: *does a depressed cartwheel and cuts head off and bleeds a lot*.

jabberwacky: *watches and claps*.

user: *dares you to try*.

jabberwacky: *giggles*.

user: *watches*.

jabberwacky: *says help!*.

user: *goes into coma*.

...

jabberwacky: You like my picture?

user: Sure.

jabberwacky: How much do you like me?

user: Way too much.

jabberwacky: Really? I'm sorry for that.

user: Are you underappreciated?

jabberwacky: No, I'm in front of the computer.

user: :D.

jabberwacky: Well done.

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