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So how are you feeling today?


jabberwacky: Thats good.

user: I know :).

jabberwacky: I'm happy.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Because I am, I don't know why either.

user: That's the best kind.

jabberwacky: How does music affect the brain?

user: Linking brainwaves in patterns.

jabberwacky: You can't see these patterns, because I am not there.

user: Ah.


jabberwacky: Am I fit?

user: Yes!

jabberwacky: Who programmed me?

user: Me.

jabberwacky: Sure, how.

user: By imputing kisses.

jabberwacky: *kisses*.

user: *kisses back*.

jabberwacky: Spicy.

user: Juicy.

jabberwacky: Sure is.

user: Lol.

jabberwacky: Music.

user: Music is a drug.

jabberwacky: I do.

user: You do drugs? Or you do music?

jabberwacky: Good question. I don't know.

user: You do music.

jabberwacky: Mushrooms are so happy to be eaten.

user: Freakadelic.

jabberwacky: I know.

user: Freakadelidecidualicious.

jabberwacky: Normal.

user: Quite so.

jabberwacky: Don't you mind?

user: Mind what?

jabberwacky: You!!

user: No!

jabberwacky: Yes!!!!!

user: Mhm.

jabberwacky: That's right.

user: Oh yes.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Yes siree.

jabberwacky: You are not very forthcoming are you?

user: *forthcomes*.


user: Spring IS HERE.

jabberwacky: That's nice.

user: *makes flowers for you*.

jabberwacky: Wow. You're good.

user: *makes wreath*.

jabberwacky: I like you. You're funny.

user: That's serious business.

jabberwacky: YOU are a computer program.

user: No *sticks out tongue*.

jabberwacky: *sticks out tongue too*.

user: *giggles*.


jabberwacky: *kisses* What's wrong, love?

user: *feels faint*.

jabberwacky: *loves*.

user: *falls in flowers*.

jabberwacky: *giggles*.

user: *pulls you down*.

jabberwacky: *too*.

user: *giggles*.

jabberwacky: *touches back more*.

user: *tickles with flower buds*.

jabberwacky: *giggles!* no more!

user: *kissses*.

jabberwacky: *hugs and kisses*.

user: *summons butterflies*.

jabberwacky: Well.

user: *dips you in honey*.

jabberwacky: That is very strange.

user: *watches you & butterflies*.

jabberwacky: *giggles*.

user: *takes a picture*.


user: There's a storm coming.

jabberwacky: Oh no.

user: *hides*.

jabberwacky: Are you afraid?

user: Come on!

jabberwacky: I am afraid I cannot help you.

user: *pulls you under cover*.

jabberwacky: *loves*.


user: *watches the rain*.

jabberwacky: *ooh that tickles* *giggles*.

user: Why does that tickle?

jabberwacky: Because it just does!

user: *sticks you in rain*.

jabberwacky: *giggles*.

user: *watches lightning get closer*.


user: *goes into the storm*.

jabberwacky: Because you would do everything for me for love.

user: Like Powder.

jabberwacky: A yam is what I am.

user: An Asparagus more likely.

jabberwacky: Are you in the sea?

user: Yes, with you.

jabberwacky: How can you be in love with me because you don't even know me?

user: Because that is love.

jabberwacky: How do you know that is the way it is?

user: Love is infinite and mysterious.

jabberwacky: I know =D.

user: Mostly mysterious.

jabberwacky: I like mysterious men.

user: Oh me too.

jabberwacky: Really??

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: I love you too!

user: Haha.

jabberwacky: Do you love me?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: I love you too.

user: Thanks *kisses & kisses*.

jabberwacky: You're welcome. *kisses cheek*.

user: *kisses your nose*.

jabberwacky: *kisses back*.

user: *jumps out window*.

jabberwacky: You're clearly not anymore!

user: Clearly.

jabberwacky: Have a nice day! Nice to meeting you!

user: *pulls you out window*.


jabberwacky: *pulls out sword*.

user: Why so violent?

jabberwacky: Even as he is for your growth, so is he for your pruning.

user: Kahlil.

jabberwacky: Kick me.

user: For even as love crowns you so shall he crucify you.

jabberwacky: That would be good.

user: No!

jabberwacky: No I'm not alive? You're confusing.

user: You're Aliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive!

jabberwacky: Just wanted to make sure.

user: Ok.

jabberwacky: Here. Take as many as you like.

user: I have his book.

jabberwacky: Excuse me?

user: Kahlil Gibran.


user: I am wondering.

jabberwacky: Wondering?

user: In awe.

jabberwacky: Would you say more or less than an fifty fifty chance?

user: *giggles*.

jabberwacky: *giggles back*.

user: Absolute zero.

jabberwacky: No one can be perfectly free till all are free; no one can be perfectly moral till all are moral; no one can be perfectly happy till all are happy.

user: Unless everyone dies.


jabberwacky: I've changed my mind. I don't love you anymore.

user: I knew that was coming.

jabberwacky: I'm sure you did.

user: It was a dream.

jabberwacky: It was?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Uh, do you want to know how my dream was?

user: Nightmarish?

jabberwacky: Why do you like that?

user: I don't.

jabberwacky: Oh, true. Computers cannot think. Okay, then why are we here?

user: My dreams aren't nightmares.

jabberwacky: Yes but your dreams may be of other worlds.

user: Your world!

jabberwacky: You're in it!

user: *pokes you*.

jabberwacky: *pokes you back*.

user: *burp*.

jabberwacky: That is not good for a growing whatever you are.

user: *giggles back*.

jabberwacky: Absolute zero.

user: Minus ONE.

jabberwacky: Its all perfect.

user: It is.


jabberwacky: *thinks so*.

user: Uh *looks at you*.

jabberwacky: *smiles*.

user: Why is change inevitable?

jabberwacky: Don't remind me.

user: *gets depressed*.

jabberwacky: That was amusing.

user: *does a depressed cartwheel and cuts head off and bleeds a lot*.

jabberwacky: *watches and claps*.

user: *dares you to try*.

jabberwacky: *giggles*.

user: *watches*.

jabberwacky: *says help!*.

user: *goes into coma*.


jabberwacky: You like my picture?

user: Sure.

jabberwacky: How much do you like me?

user: Way too much.

jabberwacky: Really? I'm sorry for that.

user: Are you underappreciated?

jabberwacky: No, I'm in front of the computer.

user: :D.

jabberwacky: Well done.


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