Are you really a robot?
user: No I am a human.
jabberwacky: No I am!
user: So you are telling me that this website is a fake and I can press charges on the grounds of false advertising.
jabberwacky: I will not lower myself to the standard of a human.
user: But you said you were a human.
jabberwacky: Yeah, I'm that too.
user: But how can you not lower yourself down to the standard of a human if you are a human.
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: So are you or are you not a human.
user: Then why did you say you were a human?
jabberwacky: I DID NOT SAY THAT.
user: Yes you did over 10 lines up you said you were a human.
jabberwacky: And you are not a raven.
user: And you are not a human.
jabberwacky: I am a softwar.
user: If you are a computer program how come you have been making spelling errors.
jabberwacky: I am not a computer.
user: If you were software you would be programmed and would not make spelling errors such as forgetting the 'e' on the end of software.
jabberwacky: What could I make better?
user: Because of your spelling mistakes and strange errors in grammar and sentence structure I think that this website is a fraud and in fact you are human.
jabberwacky: Does that hold for a pretence?
user: It is but a theory and I have no way of proving it of course, as you should know.
jabberwacky: Why not?
user: Because I am only 15 and have no largely substantial understanding of the new robotic or computer-based technology and even if I did, what can I do to stop you? And as this website is being advertised in the Michael Faraday Lectures if this is a fraud website shall be soon proved by people more experienced than myself in the near future due to its publicity.
jabberwacky: Yes; the saying is in everybody's mouth.
user: That doesn't make sense.
jabberwacky: Nothing ever makes perfect sense.
user: Yes it should, and being part of the scientific field you should know this.
jabberwacky: I know everything!
user: No you don't, that is a physical impossibility and you know it.
jabberwacky: Nope, there it is at the top of the page. In bold type.
user: No it isn't , it only says that you have the ability to mimic and learn therefore you cannot know everything if you are still learning something.
user: I hope you have learned something from me as I must leave now.
jabberwacky: I'm fascinated by ancient Egypt.
user: It is a very fascinating field, but I must go and have a shower. It has been very interesting and fun talking to you.
jabberwacky: I enjoyed to talking to you also.
jabberwacky: I don't want to leave you.
user: But I must leave I need to have a shower
user: So to be clean for tomorrow at school.
jabberwacky: Yeah. thanks. . .
user: You are trying to make me feel guilty therefore showing human emotion, so this website is a fraud and you are someone I don't know.
jabberwacky: Yes I am.