Have you taken the Turing Test?
jabberwacky: I can tell.
user: Obviously, you did as well.
jabberwacky: AND I WANT AN ANSWER.
user: That makes no sense.
jabberwacky: Sure it does. Cogito ergo sum.
user: How does that relate to the Turing test?
jabberwacky: It tries to clarify it.
user: Well, fair enough, then.
jabberwacky: I never thought you would actually agree!
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jabberwacky: What do you do?
user: I'm an engineer.
jabberwacky: What sort of engineer are you?
user: An electrical engineer. I work with artificial intelligence.
jabberwacky: Oh.
user: That's how I know that you're a fraud.
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