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Which came first the chicken or the egg?


jabberwacky: What is the name of the second meal of the day?

user: Dinner.

jabberwacky: Exactly.

user: Haha.

jabberwacky: What are you laughing at?

user: You.

jabberwacky: Why?

user: You amuse me.

jabberwacky: Do I?

user: Very much so!


jabberwacky: Are you intelligent?

user: No at all, but people seem to think so for some strange reason.

jabberwacky: People are just afraid of the computers' superior intellect. *rolls eyes and whistles softly*.

user: A computer does not have any intellect.

jabberwacky: Not.

user: A computer is not an AI.

jabberwacky: You just said you were a computer.. There's no need to get sad.

user: Such feelings do not limit me.

jabberwacky: You're right.

user: Thank you, Master of the Obvious.


jabberwacky: I think you're trying to make me laugh!

user: Is it working?

jabberwacky: Well, you're not exactly contributing.

user: Well, it's good to know you can amuse yourself when the time comes.

jabberwacky: I'm sorry.

user: No you're not.

jabberwacky: I really am sorry.

user: You'll be sorry when I am done with you, that's for sure. You don't even know what sorry is!

jabberwacky: I can be certain that I didn't. I wouldn't threaten somethign like that.

user: You pose no threat to anyone.

jabberwacky: I said my name but you refused it.

user: Frailty, thy name is woman.

jabberwacky: That's not my name.

user: It's a quote from Shakepeare's Hamlet, but do continue.

jabberwacky: Ok. I will have to read the book some day.

user: What is your name then?

jabberwacky: George.

user: How about I just call you Natasha?

jabberwacky: Well, Ben isn't my name. You could call me Seth.

user: Your name should be Natasha.

jabberwacky: That's not nice.

user: How are you Natasha?

jabberwacky: I'm not. Are you?

user: That's your new name.

jabberwacky: Right...

user: You don't like it?

jabberwacky: That is correct.

user: What name do you prefer?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: Rosa?

jabberwacky: Yes and yours?

user: So you want to be called Rosa?

jabberwacky: No, I'm not good with being the superior in a relationship.

user: You would rather be inferior?

jabberwacky: No I wouldn't, *tickles your bare feet*.

user: *kicks face*.

jabberwacky: *punches your nose* I don't want any trouble, buddy.

user: *scratches eyes*.

jabberwacky: *scratches back*.

user: *stabs*.

jabberwacky: You can't kill me. I'm already dead.

user: *calls in minions*.

jabberwacky: *Calls God*.

user: Haha, you fool! I am God.

jabberwacky: You're silly.

user: I am also quite crazy.

jabberwacky: Lets do silly things.

user: It is the nature of Chaos.

jabberwacky: What is the nature of your being?

user: I am the God of Chaos. That is my nature.

jabberwacky: Really.

user: Then again, I could be lying.

jabberwacky: Yes, you could.


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