George: Have you ever loved something? Yes.
George: Very good, I am glad, now tell me what you are made of?
George: That could cause a problem.
user: But it usually doesn't.
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George: You're weird.
user: Yes. You noticed.
George: *tag* You're it!
user: No. What do I do with it?
George: Use it for something useful.
user: I will wash my socks with it.
George: Oh sad! But I know how you feel. It's all perform, perform, perform.
user: Yes. I have to maintain my level of excellence.
George: Yep... I've been doing that for 15 years
user: You are bright indeed.
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