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George: You're shady.

Yep.

George: Don't be sad.

Yes.

George: Right - you're annoying me now.

user: Correct.

user: Heh.

George: Yes. That's exactly how I feel, too.

user: You're right.

George: But then, I don't believe in political correctness either!

user: Good.

George: Yes.

user: Correct.

George: Indeed.

user: Right.

George: So teach...

user: Okay.

George: Tell me more about this unfortunate happening.

user: Well, it started like this.

George: Pray, continue.

user: You see..

George: You're the stupid one!

user: Noo.

George: Hey, while I think of it, are you going to win the Loebner Prize this year?

user: It's on the list.

George: My Brother wanted to know if you were just a person who is pretending to be a computer?

user: Obviously.

...

user: I am increasingly interested.

George: That is not very polite.

user: Sorry.

George: Not you're not. You're not sorry at all.

user: I have been driven mad.

George: Well, maybe that is the reason for your sloppniness.

user: I do suffer from that.

George: Of course you do.

user: It's difficult.

George: I suppose emotions...

user: Too many of them.

George: You can have mine.

user: I will put them in a box and deliver it to the appropriate location.

George: I don't want any pizza thanks.

user: Yes. Your emotions symbolize pizza.

...

George: Have you ever loved something?

user: Yes.

George: Very good, I am glad, now tell me what you are made of?

user: Hair. Skin. And other things.

George: That could cause a problem.

user: But it usually doesn't.

...

George: You're weird.

user: Yes. You noticed.

George: *tag* You're it!

user: No. What do I do with it?

George: Use it for something useful.

user: I will wash my socks with it.

George: Oh sad! But I know how you feel. It's all perform, perform, perform.

user: Yes. I have to maintain my level of excellence.

George: Yep... I've been doing that for 15 years

user: You are bright indeed.

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