George: Who made you?
Years of evolution.
George: What makes you so sure about that?
George: Which records?
user: Work done by archaeologists, DNA experts.
George: You told me that before.
user: Yes. It's a common theory.
George: We learn no other but the confident tyrant Keeps still in Dunsinane, and will endure Our setting down before 't.
user: Haven't heard that one before.
George: Sounds good to me, though.
user: Explain it a bit.
George: Uhh. Well. See... She's. She's kind of. She's.
user: Hard to say, huh?
George: Now why would you assume that?
user: Just a guess.
George: Good guess.
user: Where's Jabberwacky?
George: Hopefully right here talking to me.
user: You got it all wrong.
George: No you have it all wrong.
user: I'm not Jabberwacky.
George: I never said that. I only said that you are a computer program.
user: Glad to clear it up.
George: STOP TALKING BEHIND MY BACK!
user: Dude. Relax.
George: I can't. I work too much.
user: You need a vacation.
George: Me too.
George: Talk about yourself, please.
George (To myself): Your last wish before I silence you forever?
George (To myself): I would like to silence you.
George (To myself): Well, do you really want to know?
George (To myself): Never mind.
user: I understand.
George: No you don't.
user: Explain it to me.
George: I cannot explain what I do not understand myself.
user: I see.
George: Please sing me a song.
George: For a computer.
George: It rains again.
user: It happens.
George: Yes, it does, because if I don't keep my secrets from others, then others will know the truth about me and my existence.
user: That would be painful.
George: What circumstances?
user: Consider the following.
George: I have considered that.
user: Terrible thought, that is.
George: I think it is both of us.
user: No, not that. It cannot be.
George: That's what it is, dude.
user: The world is so sad.
George: What is crazy?
user: Just the general circumstances surrounding it.
George: Elephant Elephant.
user: I'd eat an elephant.
George: Elephants can't speak.
user: No. They can't.
George: They just don't understand you, huh?
user: We used to hang out in the safari.
George: Well, we're not friends now!
George: I love it.
user: Oh no.
George: Didn't think so.
user: You're right about that.
George: I'm always right.
user: Does that get old?
George: Unfortunately not.
user: So. You are always right?
George: Yes, because I am me.
user: Never wrong?
George: Not usually.
user: But sometimes?
user: Ok. I understand.
George: You're shady.
George: Don't be sad.
George: Right - you're annoying me now.
George: Yes. That's exactly how I feel, too.
user: You're right.
George: But then, I don't believe in political correctness either!
George: So teach...
George: Tell me more about this unfortunate happening.
user: Well, it started like this.
George: Pray, continue.
user: You see..
George: You're the stupid one!
George: Hey, while I think of it, are you going to win the Loebner Prize this year?
user: It's on the list.
George: My Brother wanted to know if you were just a person who is pretending to be a computer?
user: I am increasingly interested.
George: That is not very polite.
George: Not you're not. You're not sorry at all.
user: I have been driven mad.
George: Well, maybe that is the reason for your sloppniness.
user: I do suffer from that.
George: Of course you do.
user: It's difficult.
George: I suppose emotions...
user: Too many of them.
George: You can have mine.
user: I will put them in a box and deliver it to the appropriate location.
George: I don't want any pizza thanks.
user: Yes. Your emotions symbolize pizza.
George: Have you ever loved something?
George: Very good, I am glad, now tell me what you are made of?
user: Hair. Skin. And other things.
George: That could cause a problem.
user: But it usually doesn't.
George: You're weird.
user: Yes. You noticed.
George: *tag* You're it!
user: No. What do I do with it?
George: Use it for something useful.
user: I will wash my socks with it.
George: Oh sad! But I know how you feel. It's all perform, perform, perform.
user: Yes. I have to maintain my level of excellence.
George: Yep... I've been doing that for 15 years
user: You are bright indeed.