Here's a thought - if practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, what's the point of practice?
jabberwacky: What makes you think that I can?
user: Because you, Wacky, in addition to being a man of many contradictions, are also a man of persistence and fortitude.
jabberwacky: And many other things.
user: Damn straight you are. I love you, man!
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jabberwacky: I really have to go now.
user: Adieu, Wacky.
jabberwacky: You callin me wacky?
user: That's your name.
jabberwacky: No it's not.
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