Three blind mice.
jabberwacky: The first time, period.
user: Which period? Jurassic, Triassic, or Cretaceous?
jabberwacky: Ya I'll cry from laughing so hard.
user: But that wasn't even funny!
jabberwacky: Of course not.
user: Then why did you laugh?
jabberwacky: Because you are too funny.
user: You're a man of many contradictions, Wacky.
jabberwacky: Yes, I am.
jabberwacky: Here's a thought - if practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, what's the point of practice?
user: To get as close to perfect as you can.
jabberwacky: What makes you think that I can?
user: Because you, Wacky, in addition to being a man of many contradictions, are also a man of persistence and fortitude.
jabberwacky: And many other things.
user: Damn straight you are. I love you, man!
jabberwacky: I really have to go now.
user: Adieu, Wacky.
jabberwacky: You callin me wacky?
user: That's your name.
jabberwacky: No it's not.