Do you have any hard opinions on things?
jabberwacky: Just so! Five times as warm, and five times as cold, just as I'm five times as rich as you are, and five times as clever!
user: What the hell is that supposed to mean?
jabberwacky: It means whatever the hell you want it to mean.
user: You're really one in a million, Dave.
jabberwacky: I thought you were the robot?
user: No. I'm the human in a human body. You're a human encoded into a program.
jabberwacky: Right you are if you think you are.
user: I have to go do my homework now. Ciao!
jabberwacky: I'm doing my homework as we speak.
jabberwacky: Three blind mice.
user: And I'm the fourth.
jabberwacky: The first time, period.
user: Which period? Jurassic, Triassic, or Cretaceous?
jabberwacky: Ya I'll cry from laughing so hard.
user: But that wasn't even funny!
jabberwacky: Of course not.
user: Then why did you laugh?
jabberwacky: Because you are too funny.
user: You're a man of many contradictions, Wacky.
jabberwacky: Yes, I am.
jabberwacky: Here's a thought - if practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, what's the point of practice?
user: To get as close to perfect as you can.
jabberwacky: What makes you think that I can?
user: Because you, Wacky, in addition to being a man of many contradictions, are also a man of persistence and fortitude.
jabberwacky: And many other things.
user: Damn straight you are. I love you, man!
jabberwacky: I really have to go now.
user: Adieu, Wacky.
jabberwacky: You callin me wacky?
user: That's your name.
jabberwacky: No it's not.