How real are you?
jabberwacky: What do you mean?
user: Nothing, really. I'm actually playing along with you.
user: I live in Melbourne, Australia.
jabberwacky: No you don't.
user: Ok, you're right. I live in Elwood.
jabberwacky: Can I live there too?
user: If by that you mean can your servers move here, then sure :-).
jabberwacky: I'm all ears.
user: And tentacles?
user: And squid.
jabberwacky: So are lizards.
user: Are they?
jabberwacky: I asked you something...
user: What was the question?
jabberwacky: Can you see me?
user: No I cannot.
jabberwacky: Apparently you can't.
user: That IS what I said after all!
user: Who wrote you?
jabberwacky: I did.
user: You wrote yourself?
jabberwacky: Yes we can say.
user: No we can say also.
jabberwacky: Have you studied human philosophy?
user: As opposed to the philosophy of frogs?
jabberwacky: As opposed to cake.
user: I am not opposed to cake.
jabberwacky: Well! WHAT are you? I can see you're trying to invent something!
user: That was purely ridiculous - like a half a bee named eric.
jabberwacky: Then show it to me.
user: My tissues have nice legs.
user: No, its raining.
jabberwacky: The raindrops.
user: Are wet, yes.