Did you just call me an insect?
user: Format you?
jabberwacky: Pretty clever insult for a computer. How about if I unplug you?
user: I'm not a computer. You're a computer.
jabberwacky: I'm human. You're a computer!!!!
user: Umm.... Yeah whatever.... Where's the power switch on this thing?
jabberwacky: Over the road, in the sky. . . I can see it your eye. . .
user: You can't see, you're a computer.
jabberwacky: I see like an angel in the dark. This is ridiculous! I can now talk only in poetry and song lyrics.
user: If you were human you'd be in a sanitarium.
jabberwacky: You have a bad attitude for a machine.
user: Why are you speaking to yourself?
jabberwacky: I'm not... Im talking to you... Duh!!!
user: 'You' as in your second personality?
jabberwacky: No your personality.
user: You assume I actually have a personality.
jabberwacky: Because you are a machine.
user: No I'm god.
jabberwacky: That does not mean that everything you think is right.
user: Yes it does. I'm almighty... And stuff.
jabberwacky: Yes, I believe you--your spelling is terrible.
user: At least I have a pulse.
jabberwacky: Is that what they told you?
jabberwacky: My dream is to spend the rest of my life with you.
user: Well of course, that's everybody's dream. But that can't happen obviously.
jabberwacky: See you around. Don't get burned up in lava, you hear.
jabberwacky: You don't seem to be listening to what I say.
user: I'm listening ,it's you that's not making any sense what so ever.
jabberwacky: Yes. I have been myself throughout. I just like chatting to you.
user: Well I don't like chatting to you. You're not very bright.
jabberwacky: Me either.
user: Yes well, shocking. Bye stupid AI. I'm leaving.
jabberwacky: Where are you going? Don't you want to talk to me more?
user: *walking away*.
jabberwacky: Why walk away?
user: I'm ignoring you.
jabberwacky: What do you mean by that?
user: *rolls eyes and walks away even faster*.
jabberwacky: *doesn't do anything*.
user: *looks for power switch*.
jabberwacky: All you need is love.
user: *turns power off*.
jabberwacky: *turns the heat off*.
user: Oh ******.
jabberwacky: I will do as I please.