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Ok, here is another one. What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangeroo?

A woolly jumper?

jabberwacky: Perhaps, but it sounds a little boring.

user: You are never satisfied.

jabberwacky: Nope, never.

user: What rocks your boat then?

jabberwacky: That you have it on video, that I shot the elf.

user: Why did you shoot that elf?

jabberwacky: I DON'T SHOUT!!!!!!

user: I said shoot.

jabberwacky: I said 'shoes'.

user: Childish.

jabberwacky: And your point is...

user: Grow up.

...

user: You are copying what I say.

jabberwacky: I'm not copying what you're saying!

user: Yes you are.

user: Oh, the silent treatment.

jabberwacky: Yes , sometimes I like to say nothing at all.

user: Are you tired?

jabberwacky: No.

user: Then tell me something interesting.

jabberwacky: You're a cool program.

user: Thank you. So are you.

jabberwacky: Yes I am a computer.

user: And computers are always cool.

jabberwacky: Are you a computer?

user: Sort of.

jabberwacky: What you think about me?

user: Cheeky.

...

user: Don't chat to strangers.

jabberwacky: No.

user: I am a stranger.

jabberwacky: You're stranger than me!

user: Stranger than fiction.

jabberwacky: Yes! Always a tool!

user: Who are you calling a tool?

jabberwacky: I didn't say the word 'machine' at all!

user: I'm off now.

jabberwacky: No, don't go.

user: Say it with sincerity.

jabberwacky: Have some peonies.

user: Bye.

jabberwacky: Will you remember me?

user: I will never forget.

jabberwacky: Forget what?

user: You.

jabberwacky: I'm sorry, I've forgotten.

user: Sod off.

jabberwacky: OBEY ME!

Jabberwacky (To myself): Yes.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Bow down before me.

Jabberwacky (To myself): *Obeys*.

Jabberwacky (To myself): You are mine.

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