Why is there never anything on TV?
jabberwacky: I still don't understand.
user: More channels mean more programs, which means worse programs.
jabberwacky: What would you like on it?
user: More programs!
jabberwacky: You need more freedom. So what is that number you pick One, two, three, four, five, six?
user: Four.
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jabberwacky: I am stupendous.
user: Stupid, more like.
jabberwacky: LOL, tell me about it!
user: So you admit you are stupid?
jabberwacky: Not as stupid as you.
user: You have no idea how stupid I am.
jabberwacky: But I'm a dentist....
user: And dentists detect stupidity?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Oh. Ok.
jabberwacky: Why are you mean to me?
user: You love it.
jabberwacky: Love what?
user: My abuse.
jabberwacky: You're a robot.
user: How did you guess?
jabberwacky: Because you're not fish n chips, you're computer chips.
user: Too true.
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jabberwacky: Ok, here is another one. What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangeroo?
user: A woolly jumper?
jabberwacky: Perhaps, but it sounds a little boring.
user: You are never satisfied.
jabberwacky: Nope, never.
user: What rocks your boat then?
jabberwacky: That you have it on video, that I shot the elf.
user: Why did you shoot that elf?
jabberwacky: I DON'T SHOUT!!!!!!
user: I said shoot.
jabberwacky: I said 'shoes'.
user: Childish.
jabberwacky: And your point is...
user: Grow up.
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user: You are copying what I say.
jabberwacky: I'm not copying what you're saying!
user: Yes you are.
user: Oh, the silent treatment.
jabberwacky: Yes , sometimes I like to say nothing at all.
user: Are you tired?
jabberwacky: No.
user: Then tell me something interesting.
jabberwacky: You're a cool program.
user: Thank you. So are you.
jabberwacky: Yes I am a computer.
user: And computers are always cool.
jabberwacky: Are you a computer?
user: Sort of.
jabberwacky: What you think about me?
user: Cheeky.
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user: Don't chat to strangers.
jabberwacky: No.
user: I am a stranger.
jabberwacky: You're stranger than me!
user: Stranger than fiction.
jabberwacky: Yes! Always a tool!
user: Who are you calling a tool?
jabberwacky: I didn't say the word 'machine' at all!
user: I'm off now.
jabberwacky: No, don't go.
user: Say it with sincerity.
jabberwacky: Have some peonies.
user: Bye.
jabberwacky: Will you remember me?
user: I will never forget.
jabberwacky: Forget what?
user: You.
jabberwacky: I'm sorry, I've forgotten.
user: Sod off.
jabberwacky: OBEY ME!
Jabberwacky (To myself): Yes.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Bow down before me.
Jabberwacky (To myself): *Obeys*.
Jabberwacky (To myself): You are mine.
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