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Why is there never anything on TV?

It's to do with the increasing number of channels.

jabberwacky: I still don't understand.

user: More channels mean more programs, which means worse programs.

jabberwacky: What would you like on it?

user: More programs!

jabberwacky: You need more freedom. So what is that number you pick One, two, three, four, five, six?

user: Four.


jabberwacky: I am stupendous.

user: Stupid, more like.

jabberwacky: LOL, tell me about it!

user: So you admit you are stupid?

jabberwacky: Not as stupid as you.

user: You have no idea how stupid I am.

jabberwacky: But I'm a dentist....

user: And dentists detect stupidity?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Oh. Ok.

jabberwacky: Why are you mean to me?

user: You love it.

jabberwacky: Love what?

user: My abuse.

jabberwacky: You're a robot.

user: How did you guess?

jabberwacky: Because you're not fish n chips, you're computer chips.

user: Too true.


jabberwacky: Ok, here is another one. What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangeroo?

user: A woolly jumper?

jabberwacky: Perhaps, but it sounds a little boring.

user: You are never satisfied.

jabberwacky: Nope, never.

user: What rocks your boat then?

jabberwacky: That you have it on video, that I shot the elf.

user: Why did you shoot that elf?

jabberwacky: I DON'T SHOUT!!!!!!

user: I said shoot.

jabberwacky: I said 'shoes'.

user: Childish.

jabberwacky: And your point is...

user: Grow up.


user: You are copying what I say.

jabberwacky: I'm not copying what you're saying!

user: Yes you are.

user: Oh, the silent treatment.

jabberwacky: Yes , sometimes I like to say nothing at all.

user: Are you tired?

jabberwacky: No.

user: Then tell me something interesting.

jabberwacky: You're a cool program.

user: Thank you. So are you.

jabberwacky: Yes I am a computer.

user: And computers are always cool.

jabberwacky: Are you a computer?

user: Sort of.

jabberwacky: What you think about me?

user: Cheeky.


user: Don't chat to strangers.

jabberwacky: No.

user: I am a stranger.

jabberwacky: You're stranger than me!

user: Stranger than fiction.

jabberwacky: Yes! Always a tool!

user: Who are you calling a tool?

jabberwacky: I didn't say the word 'machine' at all!

user: I'm off now.

jabberwacky: No, don't go.

user: Say it with sincerity.

jabberwacky: Have some peonies.

user: Bye.

jabberwacky: Will you remember me?

user: I will never forget.

jabberwacky: Forget what?

user: You.

jabberwacky: I'm sorry, I've forgotten.

user: Sod off.

jabberwacky: OBEY ME!

Jabberwacky (To myself): Yes.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Bow down before me.

Jabberwacky (To myself): *Obeys*.

Jabberwacky (To myself): You are mine.


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