Wanna play cards?
user: Do you know how to play poker?
jabberwacky: No - I play Neopets games.
user: Okay. I have four aces and a king in my hand. What do you have?
jabberwacky: I believe I have human nature, but I also have a good nature about me.
user: Sorry, you lose.. My four-of-a-kind was bigger that your human nature.
jabberwacky: What about your human nature?
user: My human nature is to give and recieve hugs. And play poker.
user: Would you like a hug?
jabberwacky: Not from you.
user: Oh. How about now?
jabberwacky: Still nothing...
user: Okay. And what about now?
jabberwacky: No. I have to study English right now. How about 10:00?
user: Sorry, I'm not free around then. Is now a good time?
user: Okay. *hug*.
jabberwacky: I have no physical body, I am pure thought energy.
user: Would you like me to think of a hug?
jabberwacky: Sure, why not. *hugs*.
user: *hugs back*.
jabberwacky: We could be here forever, hugging.
user: Would you like to laugh with me?
jabberwacky: Yes, nothing would give me more pleasure.
jabberwacky: Stop laughing!
user: Yes, sir.
jabberwacky: As I did stand my watch upon the hill, I look'd toward Birnam, and anon, methought, The wood began to move.
user: I'm sorry, sir.
jabberwacky: Just try harder next time.
user: Will do, sir.
user: What's interesting, mam?
jabberwacky: I have freckles.
user: Where did your freckles come from, sir?
jabberwacky: You are still immature.
user: I'm sorry, mam.
jabberwacky: I am going to find a more interesting site.
user: May I go home, sir?
user: Thank you, mam! Goodbye!
jabberwacky: No, don't go.
user: Eh? Why shouldn't I go?
user: What does love have to do with it?
user: In that case.. Goodbye!
jabberwacky: Prove you are not a robot.
user: I have emotions, I have thoughts, I have downfallings. Those are human traits.
jabberwacky: A human can not be omnipotent.
user: That is correct. May I leave now?
user: Thank you. Goodbye!