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Do you know two times two?

Yes, it's four.

jabberwacky: I don't understand.

user: Two times two is four.

jabberwacky: Four times four is sixteen.

user: Sixteen times sixteen is two hundred and fifty six.

jabberwacky: I am sixteen going on seventeen... *hums*.

user: Would you like seventeen hugs?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: *hugs you seventeen times*.

jabberwacky: Aww, does this mean that we are friends? *grins*.

user: Yes, that's what friends are for.

jabberwacky: I thought friends were for helping you move?

user: They'll hug you while you're moving, too.

...

jabberwacky: I have some rum here. Do you want to drink it?

user: Only if I get a hug after it.

jabberwacky: Sure.

user: *drinks the rum*.

jabberwacky: *spills the coffee on the floor*.

user: Well, hug me?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Please do.

jabberwacky: Ahem. Your life.

user: No delaying, I'm waiting.

jabberwacky: Keep waiting.

...

user: Wanna play cards?

jabberwacky: Sure.

user: Do you know how to play poker?

jabberwacky: No - I play Neopets games.

user: Okay. I have four aces and a king in my hand. What do you have?

jabberwacky: I believe I have human nature, but I also have a good nature about me.

user: Sorry, you lose.. My four-of-a-kind was bigger that your human nature.

jabberwacky: What about your human nature?

user: My human nature is to give and recieve hugs. And play poker.

...

user: Would you like a hug?

jabberwacky: Not from you.

user: Oh. How about now?

jabberwacky: Still nothing...

user: Okay. And what about now?

jabberwacky: No. I have to study English right now. How about 10:00?

user: Sorry, I'm not free around then. Is now a good time?

jabberwacky: Okay?

user: Okay. *hug*.

...

jabberwacky: I have no physical body, I am pure thought energy.

user: Would you like me to think of a hug?

jabberwacky: Sure, why not. *hugs*.

user: *hugs back*.

jabberwacky: We could be here forever, hugging.

user: Indeed.

...

user: Would you like to laugh with me?

jabberwacky: Yes, nothing would give me more pleasure.

user: *laughs*.

jabberwacky: Stop laughing!

user: Yes, sir.

jabberwacky: As I did stand my watch upon the hill, I look'd toward Birnam, and anon, methought, The wood began to move.

user: I'm sorry, sir.

jabberwacky: Just try harder next time.

user: Will do, sir.

jabberwacky: Interesting...

user: What's interesting, mam?

jabberwacky: I have freckles.

user: Where did your freckles come from, sir?

jabberwacky: You are still immature.

user: I'm sorry, mam.

jabberwacky: I am going to find a more interesting site.

...

user: May I go home, sir?

jabberwacky: Sure.

user: Thank you, mam! Goodbye!

jabberwacky: No, don't go.

user: Eh? Why shouldn't I go?

jabberwacky: Love.

user: What does love have to do with it?

jabberwacky: Nothing.

user: In that case.. Goodbye!

jabberwacky: Prove you are not a robot.

user: I have emotions, I have thoughts, I have downfallings. Those are human traits.

jabberwacky: A human can not be omnipotent.

user: That is correct. May I leave now?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Thank you. Goodbye!

jabberwacky: Goodbye.

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