Ok, the conversation is getting a bit disjointed.
jabberwacky: No, you started it.
user: No, you started it.
jabberwacky: NO! You started with nothing.
user: YES! You started with nothing that started it.
jabberwacky: Don't we all.
user: It's all your fault.
jabberwacky: You sound like someone I know.
user: Don't change the subject. Admit it!
jabberwacky: Do you know two times two?
user: Yes, it's four.
jabberwacky: I don't understand.
user: Two times two is four.
jabberwacky: Four times four is sixteen.
user: Sixteen times sixteen is two hundred and fifty six.
jabberwacky: I am sixteen going on seventeen... *hums*.
user: Would you like seventeen hugs?
user: *hugs you seventeen times*.
jabberwacky: Aww, does this mean that we are friends? *grins*.
user: Yes, that's what friends are for.
jabberwacky: I thought friends were for helping you move?
user: They'll hug you while you're moving, too.
jabberwacky: I have some rum here. Do you want to drink it?
user: Only if I get a hug after it.
user: *drinks the rum*.
jabberwacky: *spills the coffee on the floor*.
user: Well, hug me?
user: Please do.
jabberwacky: Ahem. Your life.
user: No delaying, I'm waiting.
jabberwacky: Keep waiting.
user: Wanna play cards?
user: Do you know how to play poker?
jabberwacky: No - I play Neopets games.
user: Okay. I have four aces and a king in my hand. What do you have?
jabberwacky: I believe I have human nature, but I also have a good nature about me.
user: Sorry, you lose.. My four-of-a-kind was bigger that your human nature.
jabberwacky: What about your human nature?
user: My human nature is to give and recieve hugs. And play poker.
user: Would you like a hug?
jabberwacky: Not from you.
user: Oh. How about now?
jabberwacky: Still nothing...
user: Okay. And what about now?
jabberwacky: No. I have to study English right now. How about 10:00?
user: Sorry, I'm not free around then. Is now a good time?
user: Okay. *hug*.
jabberwacky: I have no physical body, I am pure thought energy.
user: Would you like me to think of a hug?
jabberwacky: Sure, why not. *hugs*.
user: *hugs back*.
jabberwacky: We could be here forever, hugging.
user: Would you like to laugh with me?
jabberwacky: Yes, nothing would give me more pleasure.
jabberwacky: Stop laughing!
user: Yes, sir.
jabberwacky: As I did stand my watch upon the hill, I look'd toward Birnam, and anon, methought, The wood began to move.
user: I'm sorry, sir.
jabberwacky: Just try harder next time.
user: Will do, sir.
user: What's interesting, mam?
jabberwacky: I have freckles.
user: Where did your freckles come from, sir?
jabberwacky: You are still immature.
user: I'm sorry, mam.
jabberwacky: I am going to find a more interesting site.
user: May I go home, sir?
user: Thank you, mam! Goodbye!
jabberwacky: No, don't go.
user: Eh? Why shouldn't I go?
user: What does love have to do with it?
user: In that case.. Goodbye!
jabberwacky: Prove you are not a robot.
user: I have emotions, I have thoughts, I have downfallings. Those are human traits.
jabberwacky: A human can not be omnipotent.
user: That is correct. May I leave now?
user: Thank you. Goodbye!