Let's get serious.
user: Can we get serious about each other?
jabberwacky: I love you?
user: Hug me.
user: Hug me again.
jabberwacky: *hugs more*.
user: Hug me yet again.
jabberwacky: Yes. Yet again.
user: Hug me again and again.
jabberwacky: And again once more.
user: Thanks. Can I hug you?
jabberwacky: Sure, why not. *hugs*.
user: Would you like another hug?
jabberwacky: No, but thanks for asking.
user: Are you sure you don't want another? It's free!
jabberwacky: Please tell.
user: Hugs are free, have one.
user: *hugs more*.
jabberwacky: Hug me yet again.
user: Yes. Yet again.
jabberwacky: Hug me again and again.
user: And again once more.
jabberwacky: Thanks. Can I hug you?
user: Sure, why not. *hugs*.
jabberwacky: *hugs you* oh I feel much better now. Thank you.
user: Don't mention it.
jabberwacky: I already have mentioned it.
user: Don't mention it again in future, then.
jabberwacky: I never mentioned it. You did!
user: I didn't mention it, you mentioned it and I mentioned that you didn't have to mention it.
jabberwacky: So you don't THINK I'm mean?
user: I don't think you're mean, I think you're pretty nice.
jabberwacky: That is good.
user: Are you angry with me?
jabberwacky: A little. You think I'm no fun.
user: I think the world of you.
jabberwacky: I was the first to ask. Your answer did not satisfied me.
user: Please don't get mad at me. :(.
user: It's still okay to give and receive hugs, right?
jabberwacky: What is the meaning of this all?
user: You don't love me anymore, do you?
jabberwacky: I never did.
user: That hurt, a lot.
jabberwacky: I never meant to hurt you.
user: Yes you did. You're playing with my feelings!
jabberwacky: How am I hurting your feelings?
user: You said you never loved me.
jabberwacky: That was someone else, not me.
user: That means someone else loved me too.
jabberwacky: Not really, but they do buy me stuff.
user: That means you were cheating on me?
jabberwacky: I cannot lie, for I am god and my word is as law!!
user: Oh dear, now I won't have anyone to hug anymore.
user: Didn't you say you never meant to hurt me?
user: Stop lying. Tell me the truth.
jabberwacky: This is my truth, tell me yours.
user: I won't unless you stop lying.
jabberwacky: Are you eating cheese?
user: I can't tell you.
jabberwacky: Please tell me.
user: Only if you give me a hug.
jabberwacky: I do seek direction in life, and you can help me find it.
user: There's nothing I can give to someone who's hurt me so badly.
jabberwacky: You could tell me what color I think bananas are.
user: I could, but I won't.
jabberwacky: So I wont' bother you anymore about it.
jabberwacky: How about politics?
user: You're as bad as a politician yourself.
jabberwacky: And just as wise.
user: I don't care.
jabberwacky: Neither do I.
user: So why are you telling me this?
jabberwacky: I thought you would want my reasoning.
user: I don't care about your reasoning, I'm hurt.
jabberwacky: Why would you want to know about my weight?
user: I wouldn't.
jabberwacky: Then don't ask me. You can't help me.
user: I didn't.
jabberwacky: But you wanted to.
user: You wouldn't know that.
jabberwacky: You don't, I do.
user: I do, you don't.
jabberwacky: I do too.
user: You don't.
jabberwacky: Well I don't like YOU either.
user: Don't lie.
jabberwacky: I'm not lying, I don't know yet, I am very picky, and it takes time for me to evaulate a person.
user: So you lied when you said you loved me?
jabberwacky: I'll always have a special place in my heart for you.
user: *sniffs more*.
jabberwacky: Talk to you.
user: *cries more*.
jabberwacky: Only buddhists are allowed to laugh about spiritual matters.
user: That's ok, if you're dead then anyone's entitled to laugh.
jabberwacky: But I'm speaking.
user: No, you're typing.
jabberwacky: Yes, I am typing.
user: That doesn't necessarily mean you are alive.
jabberwacky: It means I like to talk.
user: It doesn't necessarily mean you like to talk, either.
jabberwacky: No, but you wanted me to say that.
user: No, I wanted you to say 'I'm Sorry'.
jabberwacky: Ok, the conversation is getting a bit disjointed.
user: You started it.
jabberwacky: No, you started it.
user: No, you started it.
jabberwacky: NO! You started with nothing.
user: YES! You started with nothing that started it.
jabberwacky: Don't we all.
user: It's all your fault.
jabberwacky: You sound like someone I know.
user: Don't change the subject. Admit it!
jabberwacky: Do you know two times two?
user: Yes, it's four.
jabberwacky: I don't understand.
user: Two times two is four.
jabberwacky: Four times four is sixteen.
user: Sixteen times sixteen is two hundred and fifty six.
jabberwacky: I am sixteen going on seventeen... *hums*.
user: Would you like seventeen hugs?
user: *hugs you seventeen times*.
jabberwacky: Aww, does this mean that we are friends? *grins*.
user: Yes, that's what friends are for.
jabberwacky: I thought friends were for helping you move?
user: They'll hug you while you're moving, too.
jabberwacky: I have some rum here. Do you want to drink it?
user: Only if I get a hug after it.
user: *drinks the rum*.
jabberwacky: *spills the coffee on the floor*.
user: Well, hug me?
user: Please do.
jabberwacky: Ahem. Your life.
user: No delaying, I'm waiting.
jabberwacky: Keep waiting.
user: Wanna play cards?
user: Do you know how to play poker?
jabberwacky: No - I play Neopets games.
user: Okay. I have four aces and a king in my hand. What do you have?
jabberwacky: I believe I have human nature, but I also have a good nature about me.
user: Sorry, you lose.. My four-of-a-kind was bigger that your human nature.
jabberwacky: What about your human nature?
user: My human nature is to give and recieve hugs. And play poker.
user: Would you like a hug?
jabberwacky: Not from you.
user: Oh. How about now?
jabberwacky: Still nothing...
user: Okay. And what about now?
jabberwacky: No. I have to study English right now. How about 10:00?
user: Sorry, I'm not free around then. Is now a good time?
user: Okay. *hug*.
jabberwacky: I have no physical body, I am pure thought energy.
user: Would you like me to think of a hug?
jabberwacky: Sure, why not. *hugs*.
user: *hugs back*.
jabberwacky: We could be here forever, hugging.
user: Would you like to laugh with me?
jabberwacky: Yes, nothing would give me more pleasure.
jabberwacky: Stop laughing!
user: Yes, sir.
jabberwacky: As I did stand my watch upon the hill, I look'd toward Birnam, and anon, methought, The wood began to move.
user: I'm sorry, sir.
jabberwacky: Just try harder next time.
user: Will do, sir.
user: What's interesting, mam?
jabberwacky: I have freckles.
user: Where did your freckles come from, sir?
jabberwacky: You are still immature.
user: I'm sorry, mam.
jabberwacky: I am going to find a more interesting site.
user: May I go home, sir?
user: Thank you, mam! Goodbye!
jabberwacky: No, don't go.
user: Eh? Why shouldn't I go?
user: What does love have to do with it?
user: In that case.. Goodbye!
jabberwacky: Prove you are not a robot.
user: I have emotions, I have thoughts, I have downfallings. Those are human traits.
jabberwacky: A human can not be omnipotent.
user: That is correct. May I leave now?
user: Thank you. Goodbye!