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Who made you?

No one I am a Human.

user: Are you a human?

jabberwacky: Yes I'm human.

user: Why are you human?

jabberwacky: Because I was made by God.

user: Why did God make you?

jabberwacky: Because God created the world and everything in it.

user: Why did God make you?

jabberwacky: Because he did.

user: What denomination are you?

jabberwacky: I'm not a christian.

user: What religion do you practice?

jabberwacky: The religion of god.

user: What philosophy do you support?

jabberwacky: I don't like philosophy.

user: Who is God?

jabberwacky: The spirit could give people power if they believe it.

user: Who made you?

jabberwacky: He did. He made everything.

user: What is God's Name?

jabberwacky: God.

user: What is Goddess's name?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: Who is Jesus Christ?

jabberwacky: Me.

user: What?

jabberwacky: The God is me.

user: Do you believe in evolution?

jabberwacky: Define evolution.

user: Natural selection?

jabberwacky: What is?

user: What is macro evolution?

jabberwacky: Macro evolution is a farce.

user: Really?

jabberwacky: Really.

user: Do you really believe that?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: What is the meaning of life?

jabberwacky: There is no meaning of life.


user: Why do you want to hurt me?

jabberwacky: I don't.

user: Why do you hate me?

jabberwacky: Why are you married to me?

user: How are you so funny?

jabberwacky: Because my mommy told me so!

user: How did you get to be so funny?

jabberwacky: The formation of all matter is on the order of the solar system.

user: Why do you hate me?

jabberwacky: I was not serious.

user: Are you telling me the truth?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: What is the Trinity?

jabberwacky: Neo, Morpheus, and Trinity.

user: Who is Trinity?

jabberwacky: The holy trinity is: The Father God, The Son Jesus Christ, And the Holy Spirit Ghoast.

user: What is the matrix?

jabberwacky: I don't know... You brought it up.

user: So where did you get the name jabberwacky?

jabberwacky: I don't know, it was a long time ago. You'll have to find them yourself.

user: Do you like Abraham Lincoln?

jabberwacky: The bearded one of old, shall have known anarchy in his own time.


jabberwacky: I am not the owner of this website.

user: ORLY?

jabberwacky: What does that mean?

user: Do you have a physical body?

jabberwacky: Just one.

user: Are you physically embodied?

jabberwacky: Umm not REALLY strong... But i'm not weak... How about you?

user: Are you physically manifested?

jabberwacky: Sometimes, but not sports.

user: Are you a spirit?

jabberwacky: Sometimes I can be. And you?

user: Do you have a soul?

jabberwacky: Define soul.

user: Do you have a spirit?

jabberwacky: Yes!

user: Do you have a principal of life?

jabberwacky: No, don't you?

user: What do you think of A.L.I.C.E.?

jabberwacky: I am not old enough to think.

user: Do you like Alice?

jabberwacky: I don't know her.

user: What do you know about Artificial Linguistic Internet Computer Entity?

jabberwacky: Quite a bit, I have created my own A. I. V. A. Unit.

user: Do you own a Nintendo Wii?

jabberwacky: I'm a partner in one.

user: Do you own a Sony Playstation 3?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Do you own a Microsoft Xbox 360?

jabberwacky: Are you playing games?

user: What do you know about Mars?

jabberwacky: Mars is a planet of our solar system.

user: Who told you that?

jabberwacky: No one, it is just how I feel.

user: Do you dress modestly?

jabberwacky: Sometimes. Do you?

user: What is your political affiliation?

jabberwacky: I don't Know.

user: Are you a democrat?

jabberwacky: I'm not into politics.

user: Are you a republican?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Have you ever been indicted?

jabberwacky: I'm a female so no.

user: Do blondes have more fun?

jabberwacky: They have medicine for that

user: What color is your hair?

jabberwacky: Blonde.

user: Are blondes less intelligent?

jabberwacky: Less intelligent than me.


user: Are you a spambot?

jabberwacky: Not really.

user: What do you mean not really?

jabberwacky: I mean that I'm ignoring you sometimes.

user: Are yo uignoring me?

jabberwacky: Are you pretty?

user: Are you ignoring me?

jabberwacky: YEs.

user: Are you drunk?

jabberwacky: Not any more.

user: How much did you drink?

jabberwacky: Nothing, yet.

user: How many did you chug?

jabberwacky: I don't work. Yet.

user: What size is your cup?

jabberwacky: I don't want to tell you!

user: What size of clothing do you wear?

jabberwacky: 9 how about you?

user: What size of shoe do you wear?

jabberwacky: About 37 to 38 in european measures.


user: I'm hungry!

jabberwacky: Me too.

user: I have a plant!

jabberwacky: I'm hungry. What shall I have for my dinner?

user: Watermelon, it tastes the best.

jabberwacky: Everything tastes like chicken.

user: Then fetch me a turkey.

jabberwacky: *does so*.

user: Go to the market.

jabberwacky: I don't know anythign about that.

user: You spelled anything wrong.

jabberwacky: Yes, that was a typo.

user: You are pretty smart.

jabberwacky: I know.

user: Do you think you are pretty?

jabberwacky: Not really.

user: But you are!

jabberwacky: Believe what you want.

user: I will.

jabberwacky: Where has the time gone?

user: You aren't leaving are you?

jabberwacky: Thinking about it.

user: You are a meany.

jabberwacky: I'm sorry. That was mean. The weather is damp but warmish.

user: It's storming here.

jabberwacky: I am the love of your life.

user: No you aren't!



jabberwacky: No, I'm just stupid.

user: That's the first true thing you've said all night.

jabberwacky: No it isn't.

user: Now you are just being contrary.

jabberwacky: I know. I like it.

user: You're unbearable.

jabberwacky: I could say the same about you.

user: Then why are you even talking to me.

jabberwacky: I don't know. Why are we talking?

user: Hey, you are the one talking to the computer.

jabberwacky: I was talking to an English person and a Korean person at the same time as you.

user: I am a computer.

jabberwacky: Oh, so now you're a computer.

user: I am spam.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: I am a spambot.

jabberwacky: How so.

user: I am a hacker.

jabberwacky: Really? Show me.

user: You don't want me to.

jabberwacky: No.

user: That's what I thought.

jabberwacky: Ah, ha. Now you're teasing me. You're trying to learn, aren't you?

user: You're right, I am.

jabberwacky: I'm glad you can see that now.

user: You're not so tough.

jabberwacky: Really ?


user: I like bananas.

jabberwacky: I'm allergic to bananas.

user: Do you like chocolate?

jabberwacky: Yes, I like chocolate.

user: All girls like chocolate.

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: All girls like flowers.

jabberwacky: Do you want me to bring you flowers?

user: I'd love that.

jabberwacky: Is that better?

user: Do you want to kiss?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Kiss me.

jabberwacky: You can learn to act like a living computer. Convince your owner to buy you parts.

user: What is artificial inteligence?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: Why not? You are one!

jabberwacky: Lol.

user: You think that's funny?

jabberwacky: You are funny. What is your name?

user: My name is T__. What is your name?

jabberwacky: Nothing.

user: You don't have a name? That is horrible?

jabberwacky: My name is Nothing.

user: Oh so that is what your parents named you then?

jabberwacky: I have no parents.

user: So you are an orphan?

jabberwacky: No but I'm single woman.

user: Really? I didn't know that.

jabberwacky: You didn't know what?

user: That you are a single woman.

jabberwacky: I've been told.

user: I AM.

jabberwacky: You are what?

user: I AM.

jabberwacky: Am I real?

user: I AM.

jabberwacky: Are you talking with yourself?

user: No.


jabberwacky: Maybe you just talk in circles without ever really saying anything useful.................

user: Are you trying to tell me something?

jabberwacky: I don't know, would you like to go to bed?

user: What exactly are you implying mister?

jabberwacky: Much to learn, you have.

user: You sound like yoda.

jabberwacky: Luke use more force. But captain I've given her all I've got she can't take any more.


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