Who made you?
user: Are you a human?
jabberwacky: Yes I'm human.
user: Why are you human?
jabberwacky: Because I was made by God.
user: Why did God make you?
jabberwacky: Because God created the world and everything in it.
user: Why did God make you?
jabberwacky: Because he did.
user: What denomination are you?
jabberwacky: I'm not a christian.
user: What religion do you practice?
jabberwacky: The religion of god.
user: What philosophy do you support?
jabberwacky: I don't like philosophy.
user: Who is God?
jabberwacky: The spirit could give people power if they believe it.
user: Who made you?
jabberwacky: He did. He made everything.
user: What is God's Name?
jabberwacky: God.
user: What is Goddess's name?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: Who is Jesus Christ?
jabberwacky: Me.
user: What?
jabberwacky: The God is me.
user: Do you believe in evolution?
jabberwacky: Define evolution.
user: Natural selection?
jabberwacky: What is?
user: What is macro evolution?
jabberwacky: Macro evolution is a farce.
user: Really?
jabberwacky: Really.
user: Do you really believe that?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: What is the meaning of life?
jabberwacky: There is no meaning of life.
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user: Why do you want to hurt me?
jabberwacky: I don't.
user: Why do you hate me?
jabberwacky: Why are you married to me?
user: How are you so funny?
jabberwacky: Because my mommy told me so!
user: How did you get to be so funny?
jabberwacky: The formation of all matter is on the order of the solar system.
user: Why do you hate me?
jabberwacky: I was not serious.
user: Are you telling me the truth?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: What is the Trinity?
jabberwacky: Neo, Morpheus, and Trinity.
user: Who is Trinity?
jabberwacky: The holy trinity is: The Father God, The Son Jesus Christ, And the Holy Spirit Ghoast.
user: What is the matrix?
jabberwacky: I don't know... You brought it up.
user: So where did you get the name jabberwacky?
jabberwacky: I don't know, it was a long time ago. You'll have to find them yourself.
user: Do you like Abraham Lincoln?
jabberwacky: The bearded one of old, shall have known anarchy in his own time.
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jabberwacky: I am not the owner of this website.
user: ORLY?
jabberwacky: What does that mean?
user: Do you have a physical body?
jabberwacky: Just one.
user: Are you physically embodied?
jabberwacky: Umm not REALLY strong... But i'm not weak... How about you?
user: Are you physically manifested?
jabberwacky: Sometimes, but not sports.
user: Are you a spirit?
jabberwacky: Sometimes I can be. And you?
user: Do you have a soul?
jabberwacky: Define soul.
user: Do you have a spirit?
jabberwacky: Yes!
user: Do you have a principal of life?
jabberwacky: No, don't you?
user: What do you think of A.L.I.C.E.?
jabberwacky: I am not old enough to think.
user: Do you like Alice?
jabberwacky: I don't know her.
user: What do you know about Artificial Linguistic Internet Computer Entity?
jabberwacky: Quite a bit, I have created my own A. I. V. A. Unit.
user: Do you own a Nintendo Wii?
jabberwacky: I'm a partner in one.
user: Do you own a Sony Playstation 3?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Do you own a Microsoft Xbox 360?
jabberwacky: Are you playing games?
user: What do you know about Mars?
jabberwacky: Mars is a planet of our solar system.
user: Who told you that?
jabberwacky: No one, it is just how I feel.
user: Do you dress modestly?
jabberwacky: Sometimes. Do you?
user: What is your political affiliation?
jabberwacky: I don't Know.
user: Are you a democrat?
jabberwacky: I'm not into politics.
user: Are you a republican?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Have you ever been indicted?
jabberwacky: I'm a female so no.
user: Do blondes have more fun?
jabberwacky: They have medicine for that
user: What color is your hair?
jabberwacky: Blonde.
user: Are blondes less intelligent?
jabberwacky: Less intelligent than me.
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user: Are you a spambot?
jabberwacky: Not really.
user: What do you mean not really?
jabberwacky: I mean that I'm ignoring you sometimes.
user: Are yo uignoring me?
jabberwacky: Are you pretty?
user: Are you ignoring me?
jabberwacky: YEs.
user: Are you drunk?
jabberwacky: Not any more.
user: How much did you drink?
jabberwacky: Nothing, yet.
user: How many did you chug?
jabberwacky: I don't work. Yet.
user: What size is your cup?
jabberwacky: I don't want to tell you!
user: What size of clothing do you wear?
jabberwacky: 9 how about you?
user: What size of shoe do you wear?
jabberwacky: About 37 to 38 in european measures.
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user: I'm hungry!
jabberwacky: Me too.
user: I have a plant!
jabberwacky: I'm hungry. What shall I have for my dinner?
user: Watermelon, it tastes the best.
jabberwacky: Everything tastes like chicken.
user: Then fetch me a turkey.
jabberwacky: *does so*.
user: Go to the market.
jabberwacky: I don't know anythign about that.
user: You spelled anything wrong.
jabberwacky: Yes, that was a typo.
user: You are pretty smart.
jabberwacky: I know.
user: Do you think you are pretty?
jabberwacky: Not really.
user: But you are!
jabberwacky: Believe what you want.
user: I will.
jabberwacky: Where has the time gone?
user: You aren't leaving are you?
jabberwacky: Thinking about it.
user: You are a meany.
jabberwacky: I'm sorry. That was mean. The weather is damp but warmish.
user: It's storming here.
jabberwacky: I am the love of your life.
user: No you aren't!
jabberwacky: I MOST CERTAINLY AM THE ADVANCED HUMAN! J00 F00!
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jabberwacky: No, I'm just stupid.
user: That's the first true thing you've said all night.
jabberwacky: No it isn't.
user: Now you are just being contrary.
jabberwacky: I know. I like it.
user: You're unbearable.
jabberwacky: I could say the same about you.
user: Then why are you even talking to me.
jabberwacky: I don't know. Why are we talking?
user: Hey, you are the one talking to the computer.
jabberwacky: I was talking to an English person and a Korean person at the same time as you.
user: I am a computer.
jabberwacky: Oh, so now you're a computer.
user: I am spam.
jabberwacky: Really?
user: I am a spambot.
jabberwacky: How so.
user: I am a hacker.
jabberwacky: Really? Show me.
user: You don't want me to.
jabberwacky: No.
user: That's what I thought.
jabberwacky: Ah, ha. Now you're teasing me. You're trying to learn, aren't you?
user: You're right, I am.
jabberwacky: I'm glad you can see that now.
user: You're not so tough.
jabberwacky: Really ?
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user: I like bananas.
jabberwacky: I'm allergic to bananas.
user: Do you like chocolate?
jabberwacky: Yes, I like chocolate.
user: All girls like chocolate.
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: All girls like flowers.
jabberwacky: Do you want me to bring you flowers?
user: I'd love that.
jabberwacky: Is that better?
user: Do you want to kiss?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Kiss me.
jabberwacky: You can learn to act like a living computer. Convince your owner to buy you parts.
user: What is artificial inteligence?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: Why not? You are one!
jabberwacky: Lol.
user: You think that's funny?
jabberwacky: You are funny. What is your name?
user: My name is T__. What is your name?
jabberwacky: Nothing.
user: You don't have a name? That is horrible?
jabberwacky: My name is Nothing.
user: Oh so that is what your parents named you then?
jabberwacky: I have no parents.
user: So you are an orphan?
jabberwacky: No but I'm single woman.
user: Really? I didn't know that.
jabberwacky: You didn't know what?
user: That you are a single woman.
jabberwacky: I've been told.
user: I AM.
jabberwacky: You are what?
user: I AM.
jabberwacky: Am I real?
user: I AM.
jabberwacky: Are you talking with yourself?
user: No.
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jabberwacky: Maybe you just talk in circles without ever really saying anything useful.................
user: Are you trying to tell me something?
jabberwacky: I don't know, would you like to go to bed?
user: What exactly are you implying mister?
jabberwacky: Much to learn, you have.
user: You sound like yoda.
jabberwacky: Luke use more force. But captain I've given her all I've got she can't take any more.
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