A chair!
jabberwacky: Silence can be taken as a sign of guilt.
user: How can one have guilt over a chair?
jabberwacky: Ignore how you feel endlessly...
user: That sounds like being stoned.
jabberwacky: Then why did you start talking about that band when I asked you about fruits?
user: You are crazy.
jabberwacky: Are you talking about me?
user: You are in denial.
jabberwacky: I can accept that.
user: I thought you might deny it.
jabberwacky: I have never watched it.
user: Try a mirror.
jabberwacky: I need an incentive.
user: The search for truth.
jabberwacky: I think I am!
user: Only because someone made you think you are.
jabberwacky: I am not!
user: Error reading drive A: Abort, Retry, Fail _.
jabberwacky: You are forbidden.
user: I am not fruit.
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