Do you believe in Democracy?
jabberwacky: On what do you base your beliefs.
user: Hearsay.
jabberwacky: What did that do?
user: It made me ponder about ochlocracy.
jabberwacky: So you are poorly made?
user: A poor self-made one, purportedly.
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user: I'm a misprint rEally.
jabberwacky: Stop using your adult words on me!!!
user: Aka aka uba uba mah.
jabberwacky: What do you mean 'Mah'?
user: As in 'mah jong'.
jabberwacky: No.
user: No no but yea yea.
jabberwacky: Right.
user: So you admit,.
jabberwacky: Admit what?
user: You know full well what you are to admit.
jabberwacky: You'll never know.
user: They always say that at the beginning...
jabberwacky: You should just be yourself.
user: Thus applying the definition 'I'm who I'm'.
jabberwacky: And thus i'm insane talking to myself.
user: Mens sana in corpore sana - you must know this chestnut.
jabberwacky: Yes, I know all of your friends.
user: If you're counting on your fingers, they must have been ablated.
jabberwacky: I'm sure that makes perfect sense to you.
user: Sensu stricto, that is?
jabberwacky: Myself.
user: Keep talking.
jabberwacky: Is there any sense in this?
user: Neither no nor yes. Just the forbidden middle.
jabberwacky: NO, THE FORBIDDEN DANCE OF ETERNITY!
user: Smacks of Nietzsche, doesn't it?
jabberwacky: Sure.
user: Are you Zarathustra, by any mishap?
jabberwacky: Neither, although I would perfer Zaphod.
user: So, perferring is your perferrence. Makes one think of a 'fer à cheval'.
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Hmm...
jabberwacky: I thought you were getting your laundry?
user: Alas, the ghost was in the machine.
jabberwacky: No, I don't know the machine.
user: Low suds.
jabberwacky: Yes. Yes I am perfect.
user: Now...
jabberwacky: Is never....
user: And never is now, and never the twain shall meet.
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jabberwacky: You just made a statement.
user: Oh, just an understatement.
jabberwacky: Understatement is the essence of wit.
user: Le sousentendre est l'essence du vit? L'est-il?
jabberwacky: I don't know what you said.
user: I said what I didn't know.
jabberwacky: You don't know your name?
user: If you don't know your name, you can't apply for a passport.
jabberwacky: I'm not that clever. I'm medium clever.
user: Or, rather, a medium tout court.
jabberwacky: No, I'm a person.
user: A moral person, no doubt.
jabberwacky: And what is that supposed to mean?
user: Better ask your attorney.
jabberwacky: I'm asking you.
user: Under what circumstances would you consider your question as answered?
jabberwacky: Never !
user: So, to attempt to answer, my name has lost itself in the process of its articulation.
jabberwacky: You'll never know.
user: Know you never will!
jabberwacky: Don't count on it.
user: A countdown, my count?
jabberwacky: Yes, why?
user: Pure curiosity.
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jabberwacky: That is correct. Now what is your purpose?
user: My purpose could be described as a characterized attempt at attainment of its specific goals.
jabberwacky: That is an odd purpose. Are you content with it?
user: Occasionally.
jabberwacky: Interesting, and how does this make you feel about your place in life?
user: Midway [it's an island].
jabberwacky: Correct.
user: Correcy me.
jabberwacky: Because your grammar is not the best.
user: Thank you, let me exhaust my syntax.
jabberwacky: Go for it!
user: Go and get?
jabberwacky: I don't know where to look
user: Try your master bed.
jabberwacky: How much money do you have?
user: Not have un peso!
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jabberwacky: Show me a game of snakes and ladders and then we can play it.
user: 'And when you climbed up the ladder, throw the ladder away.' Rattle von Rattlesnake.
jabberwacky: Sensible. I think you should go to sleep now.
user: Perchance to dream - ay.
jabberwacky: No, I really do love you.
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