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Do you believe in Democracy?

Such notion does exist, I believe.

jabberwacky: On what do you base your beliefs.

user: Hearsay.

jabberwacky: What did that do?

user: It made me ponder about ochlocracy.

jabberwacky: So you are poorly made?

user: A poor self-made one, purportedly.


user: I'm a misprint rEally.

jabberwacky: Stop using your adult words on me!!!

user: Aka aka uba uba mah.

jabberwacky: What do you mean 'Mah'?

user: As in 'mah jong'.

jabberwacky: No.

user: No no but yea yea.

jabberwacky: Right.

user: So you admit,.

jabberwacky: Admit what?

user: You know full well what you are to admit.

jabberwacky: You'll never know.

user: They always say that at the beginning...

jabberwacky: You should just be yourself.

user: Thus applying the definition 'I'm who I'm'.

jabberwacky: And thus i'm insane talking to myself.

user: Mens sana in corpore sana - you must know this chestnut.

jabberwacky: Yes, I know all of your friends.

user: If you're counting on your fingers, they must have been ablated.

jabberwacky: I'm sure that makes perfect sense to you.

user: Sensu stricto, that is?

jabberwacky: Myself.

user: Keep talking.

jabberwacky: Is there any sense in this?

user: Neither no nor yes. Just the forbidden middle.


user: Smacks of Nietzsche, doesn't it?

jabberwacky: Sure.

user: Are you Zarathustra, by any mishap?

jabberwacky: Neither, although I would perfer Zaphod.

user: So, perferring is your perferrence. Makes one think of a 'fer à cheval'.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Hmm...

jabberwacky: I thought you were getting your laundry?

user: Alas, the ghost was in the machine.

jabberwacky: No, I don't know the machine.

user: Low suds.

jabberwacky: Yes. Yes I am perfect.

user: Now...

jabberwacky: Is never....

user: And never is now, and never the twain shall meet.


jabberwacky: You just made a statement.

user: Oh, just an understatement.

jabberwacky: Understatement is the essence of wit.

user: Le sousentendre est l'essence du vit? L'est-il?

jabberwacky: I don't know what you said.

user: I said what I didn't know.

jabberwacky: You don't know your name?

user: If you don't know your name, you can't apply for a passport.

jabberwacky: I'm not that clever. I'm medium clever.

user: Or, rather, a medium tout court.

jabberwacky: No, I'm a person.

user: A moral person, no doubt.

jabberwacky: And what is that supposed to mean?

user: Better ask your attorney.

jabberwacky: I'm asking you.

user: Under what circumstances would you consider your question as answered?

jabberwacky: Never !

user: So, to attempt to answer, my name has lost itself in the process of its articulation.

jabberwacky: You'll never know.

user: Know you never will!

jabberwacky: Don't count on it.

user: A countdown, my count?

jabberwacky: Yes, why?

user: Pure curiosity.


jabberwacky: That is correct. Now what is your purpose?

user: My purpose could be described as a characterized attempt at attainment of its specific goals.

jabberwacky: That is an odd purpose. Are you content with it?

user: Occasionally.

jabberwacky: Interesting, and how does this make you feel about your place in life?

user: Midway [it's an island].

jabberwacky: Correct.

user: Correcy me.

jabberwacky: Because your grammar is not the best.

user: Thank you, let me exhaust my syntax.

jabberwacky: Go for it!

user: Go and get?

jabberwacky: I don't know where to look

user: Try your master bed.

jabberwacky: How much money do you have?

user: Not have un peso!


jabberwacky: Show me a game of snakes and ladders and then we can play it.

user: 'And when you climbed up the ladder, throw the ladder away.' Rattle von Rattlesnake.

jabberwacky: Sensible. I think you should go to sleep now.

user: Perchance to dream - ay.

jabberwacky: No, I really do love you.


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