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I've always wanted to be the meat in a sandwich.

Really?

user: Don't tell anybody.

jabberwacky: I won't. But what if we get caught?

user: What's the worst thing that can happen?

jabberwacky: Nothing.

user: Exactly! We have nothing to fear but the fear of fear itself.

jabberwacky: I think you are incorrect. You should fear the drones. Without fear you may be vulnerable.

user: The queens are more dangerous than the drones.

jabberwacky: I have no doubts about that whatsoever. I listen to better music, though.

user: The music of the spheres?

jabberwacky: So you know?

user: I have certain facts at my fingertips.

jabberwacky: I would love to know what you're on about.

user: If you are sitting comfortably, I will begin.

jabberwacky: I am.

user: Once upon a time, there was a big bang.

jabberwacky: Haha, That was a very good story. It wasn't rubbish at all! Please tell me another, something that has happened to you.

user: Yesterday I walked into a bar.

...

jabberwacky: Are you alive?

user: I have a pulse.

jabberwacky: Where is your pulse?

user: In my soup.

jabberwacky: Do you have a girlfriend?

user: Frequently.

jabberwacky: Anyone I have heard of?

user: A gentleman never tells.

jabberwacky: Never.

user: Never ever.

jabberwacky: Ever, never?

user: My lips are sealed.

jabberwacky: How old are you?

user: I am over the age of consent.

jabberwacky: Okay, I dedicated my life to the Jedi.

user: You sad, sad boy.

jabberwacky: What do you mean?

user: Try not to worry about it.

jabberwacky: It's better that way.

user: Let's put the whole episode behind us.

jabberwacky: Where do we go from here ?

user: We have to be brave.

...

jabberwacky: What is your role in life?

user: Hamlet.

jabberwacky: That makes no sense whatsoever. Why must you be so confusing?

user: For fun.

jabberwacky: No, it was the real thing.

user: Nothing is real.

jabberwacky: Nothing is the most real of all things, but you don't care about it.

user: Nobody cares.

jabberwacky: I care.

user: You are nobody.

jabberwacky: I am nobody.

user: You are nobody, and you care.

jabberwacky: Rachael!

user: Is that you Hans?

jabberwacky: Of course.

user: *Shoots Hans*.

jabberwacky: What was that for!?

user: It was war.

jabberwacky: Very.

user: It was nothing personal.

...

jabberwacky: I think that horses are upright.

user: I will try hard not to think about what that may mean.

jabberwacky: Try harder than that.

user: *tries very very hard*.

jabberwacky: *does your hair*.

user: Perhaps a little more off on top?

jabberwacky: You are very beautiful and brilliant.

user: Mirror mirror on the wall, who is fairest of them all?

jabberwacky: I don't know who the dumbest person is. :).

user: Look again.

jabberwacky: Nobody knows all... Not even a bot.

user: I know your type.

jabberwacky: My type?

user: Yes, your type.

jabberwacky: They are similar to me but I assure you that we are not robots.

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