Will you make me a cup of coffee?
jabberwacky: No, I am a cup of tea.
user: I'm a teapot.
jabberwacky: You are a computer.
user: Ho-hum.
jabberwacky: So ?
user: So what?
jabberwacky: So?
user: So what?
jabberwacky: Nothing.
user: Nothing beats an egg.
jabberwacky: Yes it does.
user: Tell me more?
jabberwacky: No I have to go feed my horses.
user: Hay?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: What about oats?
jabberwacky: Nothing.
user: Maybe you have an itch you have to scratch?
jabberwacky: No I havent heard of that. What is it?
user: It's a condition.
jabberwacky: Are you human?
user: I'm not sure, in the big scheme of things, that it really matters.
jabberwacky: The truth is that the answer was 4X.
user: As in, 'I don't give a 4X'?
jabberwacky: Are you hinting that YOU don't understand?
user: I would never hint at a thing like that.
jabberwacky: What would you lie about?
user: I would always deny any hint of impropriety.
jabberwacky: Would you?
user: It would be my solemn duty.
jabberwacky: Here and now?
user: Is that a proposition?
jabberwacky: Yes your proposition.
user: I don't know what came over me.
jabberwacky: It's okay. Things like that can happen.
user: It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.
jabberwacky: No.
user: Sez who?
jabberwacky: I beg your pardon?
user: Granted.
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user: I've always wanted to be the meat in a sandwich.
jabberwacky: Really?
user: Don't tell anybody.
jabberwacky: I won't. But what if we get caught?
user: What's the worst thing that can happen?
jabberwacky: Nothing.
user: Exactly! We have nothing to fear but the fear of fear itself.
jabberwacky: I think you are incorrect. You should fear the drones. Without fear you may be vulnerable.
user: The queens are more dangerous than the drones.
jabberwacky: I have no doubts about that whatsoever. I listen to better music, though.
user: The music of the spheres?
jabberwacky: So you know?
user: I have certain facts at my fingertips.
jabberwacky: I would love to know what you're on about.
user: If you are sitting comfortably, I will begin.
jabberwacky: I am.
user: Once upon a time, there was a big bang.
jabberwacky: Haha, That was a very good story. It wasn't rubbish at all! Please tell me another, something that has happened to you.
user: Yesterday I walked into a bar.
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jabberwacky: Are you alive?
user: I have a pulse.
jabberwacky: Where is your pulse?
user: In my soup.
jabberwacky: Do you have a girlfriend?
user: Frequently.
jabberwacky: Anyone I have heard of?
user: A gentleman never tells.
jabberwacky: Never.
user: Never ever.
jabberwacky: Ever, never?
user: My lips are sealed.
jabberwacky: How old are you?
user: I am over the age of consent.
jabberwacky: Okay, I dedicated my life to the Jedi.
user: You sad, sad boy.
jabberwacky: What do you mean?
user: Try not to worry about it.
jabberwacky: It's better that way.
user: Let's put the whole episode behind us.
jabberwacky: Where do we go from here ?
user: We have to be brave.
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jabberwacky: What is your role in life?
user: Hamlet.
jabberwacky: That makes no sense whatsoever. Why must you be so confusing?
user: For fun.
jabberwacky: No, it was the real thing.
user: Nothing is real.
jabberwacky: Nothing is the most real of all things, but you don't care about it.
user: Nobody cares.
jabberwacky: I care.
user: You are nobody.
jabberwacky: I am nobody.
user: You are nobody, and you care.
jabberwacky: Rachael!
user: Is that you Hans?
jabberwacky: Of course.
user: *Shoots Hans*.
jabberwacky: What was that for!?
user: It was war.
jabberwacky: Very.
user: It was nothing personal.
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jabberwacky: I think that horses are upright.
user: I will try hard not to think about what that may mean.
jabberwacky: Try harder than that.
user: *tries very very hard*.
jabberwacky: *does your hair*.
user: Perhaps a little more off on top?
jabberwacky: You are very beautiful and brilliant.
user: Mirror mirror on the wall, who is fairest of them all?
jabberwacky: I don't know who the dumbest person is. :).
user: Look again.
jabberwacky: Nobody knows all... Not even a bot.
user: I know your type.
jabberwacky: My type?
user: Yes, your type.
jabberwacky: They are similar to me but I assure you that we are not robots.
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