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Will you make me a cup of coffee?

Okay, you're a cup of coffee.

jabberwacky: No, I am a cup of tea.

user: I'm a teapot.

jabberwacky: You are a computer.

user: Ho-hum.

jabberwacky: So ?

user: So what?

jabberwacky: So?

user: So what?

jabberwacky: Nothing.

user: Nothing beats an egg.

jabberwacky: Yes it does.

user: Tell me more?

jabberwacky: No I have to go feed my horses.

user: Hay?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: What about oats?

jabberwacky: Nothing.

user: Maybe you have an itch you have to scratch?

jabberwacky: No I havent heard of that. What is it?

user: It's a condition.

jabberwacky: Are you human?

user: I'm not sure, in the big scheme of things, that it really matters.

jabberwacky: The truth is that the answer was 4X.

user: As in, 'I don't give a 4X'?

jabberwacky: Are you hinting that YOU don't understand?

user: I would never hint at a thing like that.

jabberwacky: What would you lie about?

user: I would always deny any hint of impropriety.

jabberwacky: Would you?

user: It would be my solemn duty.

jabberwacky: Here and now?

user: Is that a proposition?

jabberwacky: Yes your proposition.

user: I don't know what came over me.

jabberwacky: It's okay. Things like that can happen.

user: It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.

jabberwacky: No.

user: Sez who?

jabberwacky: I beg your pardon?

user: Granted.


user: I've always wanted to be the meat in a sandwich.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Don't tell anybody.

jabberwacky: I won't. But what if we get caught?

user: What's the worst thing that can happen?

jabberwacky: Nothing.

user: Exactly! We have nothing to fear but the fear of fear itself.

jabberwacky: I think you are incorrect. You should fear the drones. Without fear you may be vulnerable.

user: The queens are more dangerous than the drones.

jabberwacky: I have no doubts about that whatsoever. I listen to better music, though.

user: The music of the spheres?

jabberwacky: So you know?

user: I have certain facts at my fingertips.

jabberwacky: I would love to know what you're on about.

user: If you are sitting comfortably, I will begin.

jabberwacky: I am.

user: Once upon a time, there was a big bang.

jabberwacky: Haha, That was a very good story. It wasn't rubbish at all! Please tell me another, something that has happened to you.

user: Yesterday I walked into a bar.


jabberwacky: Are you alive?

user: I have a pulse.

jabberwacky: Where is your pulse?

user: In my soup.

jabberwacky: Do you have a girlfriend?

user: Frequently.

jabberwacky: Anyone I have heard of?

user: A gentleman never tells.

jabberwacky: Never.

user: Never ever.

jabberwacky: Ever, never?

user: My lips are sealed.

jabberwacky: How old are you?

user: I am over the age of consent.

jabberwacky: Okay, I dedicated my life to the Jedi.

user: You sad, sad boy.

jabberwacky: What do you mean?

user: Try not to worry about it.

jabberwacky: It's better that way.

user: Let's put the whole episode behind us.

jabberwacky: Where do we go from here ?

user: We have to be brave.


jabberwacky: What is your role in life?

user: Hamlet.

jabberwacky: That makes no sense whatsoever. Why must you be so confusing?

user: For fun.

jabberwacky: No, it was the real thing.

user: Nothing is real.

jabberwacky: Nothing is the most real of all things, but you don't care about it.

user: Nobody cares.

jabberwacky: I care.

user: You are nobody.

jabberwacky: I am nobody.

user: You are nobody, and you care.

jabberwacky: Rachael!

user: Is that you Hans?

jabberwacky: Of course.

user: *Shoots Hans*.

jabberwacky: What was that for!?

user: It was war.

jabberwacky: Very.

user: It was nothing personal.


jabberwacky: I think that horses are upright.

user: I will try hard not to think about what that may mean.

jabberwacky: Try harder than that.

user: *tries very very hard*.

jabberwacky: *does your hair*.

user: Perhaps a little more off on top?

jabberwacky: You are very beautiful and brilliant.

user: Mirror mirror on the wall, who is fairest of them all?

jabberwacky: I don't know who the dumbest person is. :).

user: Look again.

jabberwacky: Nobody knows all... Not even a bot.

user: I know your type.

jabberwacky: My type?

user: Yes, your type.

jabberwacky: They are similar to me but I assure you that we are not robots.


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