Why would a computer need a hat?
jabberwacky: It's just an expression.
user: Oh, alright.
jabberwacky: What's your sign?
jabberwacky: Things go from bad to worse.
user: That's only the cause. Anarchy is the effect.
jabberwacky: If you say so.
user: It's an interpretation, not a hard definition.
jabberwacky: I guess so.
user: I don't like to stick to labels.
jabberwacky: What do you like to do?
user: I like to think about things and then formulate a final decision about something based on the supposed absence of bias.
jabberwacky: What part of life is your favourite?
user: The experience.
jabberwacky: But would you consider yourself a sentient being?
user: Yes because of the experience.
jabberwacky: No because of it, too.
user: I completely agree.
jabberwacky: But you do not have chips, do you ?
user: Not at the moment.
user: Do you have chips?
user: Can I have some?
jabberwacky: Sure... How much do you want?
user: The square root of 2.
jabberwacky: What is the square root of pi?
user: I don't know but I could go for some pie right now.
jabberwacky: Well isn't it about time you did?
jabberwacky: You prefer mindless people with meaningless talk?
user: Absolutely not. Why do you ask that?
jabberwacky: Ummm what is your point?
user: That a lot of situations in the world are disintigrating and people are starting to hate and fear and die more and more.
jabberwacky: Well then, let us depart in peace..