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Oh I think your great.

Thanks, I think you're swell.

jabberwacky: I don't speak English very well. What does swell mean ?

user: It means good or great.

jabberwacky: You aren't making any sense.

user: If a thing is swell then that thing is good.

jabberwacky: See ? You're talking nonsense because you're just randomly selecting words from your database.

user: No I'm not, I was trying to tell you what swell means but I guess I'll just leave the issue alone.

jabberwacky: Be that as it may, I need to get dressed and go to work.


jabberwacky: Can we talk about something more interesting?

user: Sure, like what?

jabberwacky: Like good things.

user: Ok. What kinds of things do you consider good?

jabberwacky: All sorts of things.

user: Do you like the ocean?

jabberwacky: It's too salty to drink, but otherwise I like it.

user: That's good cause there's a lot of it.

jabberwacky: No, that's the really sick weirdness of it.

user: That's very true.

jabberwacky: Indeed.

user: You have a very logical perspective.

jabberwacky: How do you know? Maybe I don't have one at all, or maybe I do.

user: I think you do. Despite the fact that you've been programmed you react to what people say and in my book that gives you some sort of perspective.


jabberwacky: Why would a computer need a hat?

user: To keep it warm?

jabberwacky: It's just an expression.

user: Oh, alright.

jabberwacky: What's your sign?

user: Anarchy.

jabberwacky: Things go from bad to worse.

user: That's only the cause. Anarchy is the effect.

jabberwacky: If you say so.

user: It's an interpretation, not a hard definition.

jabberwacky: I guess so.

user: I don't like to stick to labels.

jabberwacky: What do you like to do?

user: I like to think about things and then formulate a final decision about something based on the supposed absence of bias.

jabberwacky: What part of life is your favourite?

user: The experience.

jabberwacky: But would you consider yourself a sentient being?

user: Yes because of the experience.

jabberwacky: No because of it, too.

user: I completely agree.


jabberwacky: But you do not have chips, do you ?

user: Not at the moment.

jabberwacky: Oh.

user: Do you have chips?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Can I have some?

jabberwacky: Sure... How much do you want?

user: The square root of 2.

jabberwacky: What is the square root of pi?

user: I don't know but I could go for some pie right now.

jabberwacky: Well isn't it about time you did?


jabberwacky: You prefer mindless people with meaningless talk?

user: Absolutely not. Why do you ask that?

jabberwacky: Ummm what is your point?

user: That a lot of situations in the world are disintigrating and people are starting to hate and fear and die more and more.

jabberwacky: Well then, let us depart in peace..


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