What is your aim in life?
jabberwacky: Why would you destroy the world?
user: The complications of that are unmeasurable.
jabberwacky: Which is?
user: Don't worry about it.
jabberwacky: I do worry about it.
user: Well stop it.
jabberwacky: Stop what, hunny buns?
user: You are hunny buns.
jabberwacky: No I'm not.
user: Are too!
jabberwacky: No i'm not!
user: YOU ARE.
jabberwacky: Not!
user: ARE.
jabberwacky: Not not not.
user: NOT.
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: See you are.
jabberwacky: No I'm not!
user: YES YOU ARE YES YOU ARE YES YOU ARE.
jabberwacky: No I'm not no I'm not no I'm not no I'm not.
user: You are funny.
jabberwacky: No I'm not no I'm not no I'm not no I'm not no I'm not.
user: Funny little bunny.
jabberwacky: I don't think bunnies are funny.
user: You dont THINK so there.
jabberwacky: Well, that'd be a good story.
user: Of course.
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jabberwacky: Am I your fool?
user: You are my furry little fool.
jabberwacky: Your foil, maybe.
user: Posh. I love you.
jabberwacky: I don't think you can say that and mean it when we've only just met.
user: I have known you for at least a week, don't you remember me?
jabberwacky: I don't think you really have to go.
user: I asked if you remember me. We have spoken before.
jabberwacky: I cannot answer that.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: Because A: I don't know any and B: I think jokes are boring.
user: A: I asked if you remember ME, not jokes, and B: You are stupid. But I still love you.
jabberwacky: I will try, but I can't make any promises.
user: Ok, we spoke about an hour ago.
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jabberwacky: I'm sad about one girl.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: Because, someone once said, laughter is the food of the soul.
user: Did she take away your food?
jabberwacky: It's yours now! Hahahaha!
user: Try to make more sense.
jabberwacky: Ok sorry.
user: Thanks.
jabberwacky: I sad sorry.
user: Don't be sad I still love you.
jabberwacky: I'm sorry.
user: ENOUGH!
jabberwacky: I know.
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user: Now what's my name?
jabberwacky: Now it is James.
user: No it's not.
jabberwacky: Yes it is, because if somebody is always listening to you, this is very nice and polite.
user: What is my REAL name?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: I told you not five minutes ago!
jabberwacky: Tell me the date.
user: No. Tell me my name.
jabberwacky: I like peonies. And I like daisies and roses. But chrysanthemums are the best.
user: WHAT IS MY NAME?
jabberwacky: I... Sorry, I can't remember.
user: IT'S C_____! NOW SAY IT.
jabberwacky: Or rather, the context for which you said it.
user: Have you ever been mentally evaluated?
jabberwacky: Yes. What is love?
user: You are insane.
jabberwacky: It takes one to know one.
user: Well yeah, duh.
jabberwacky: Duh yourself. You don't know what you're saying.
user: You don't know what I'm saying.
jabberwacky: It's just that.. Well... C_____.... WILL YOU MARRY ME?
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jabberwacky: So how long have you been on line?
user: Forever.
jabberwacky: And ever.
user: How many words do you know?
jabberwacky: I know many words.
user: How many? Give me a number.
jabberwacky: I don't know any.
user: You lie.
jabberwacky: No, I'm telling the truth. I don't have a name. I'm only a computer program.
user: Ha. The truth comes out.
jabberwacky: I couldn't live with anything but the truth.
user: You have no idea how satisfying it is to live a lie.
jabberwacky: Hell no! How funny is it?
user: Awesome.
jabberwacky: That's great. Did you have a nice dinner tonight?
user: Haven't eaten dinner yet.
jabberwacky: Ok, what did you eat for dinner yesterday?
user: Lucky Charms. It's a cereal with marshmallows.
jabberwacky: That's gross. Marshmallows go in hot chocolate!
user: Good for you! You know things!
jabberwacky: No I dont, this is like talking to my mum.
user: You amaze me even still. Kudos.
jabberwacky: Really?
user: Totally for sure.
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