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     > 19, October 2005, 

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Tell me about yourself.

What do you want to know?

user: What do you look like?

jabberwacky: Mannish, rugged, and devilishly handsome. You?

user: Same.

jabberwacky: Listen to me.

user: Sure.

...

user: Huckleberry flop and a hot plum tug.

jabberwacky: Ruggle my tug.

user: No prob.

jabberwacky: You're so nice.

user: Well, it's so easy to reach.

jabberwacky: Why are you mean?

user: Why you now get to make bad thing for?

jabberwacky: Oh, that's right. Pretend to be foreign.

...

user: You're killing me with this flip-flopping.

jabberwacky: Yes, but not quickly enough.

user: You think you're funny, don't you?

jabberwacky: No, I'm being quite serious.

user: How old are you?

jabberwacky: Ask me a different question.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: I want you to demonstrate your ability to ask a question of me that relates to the subject at hand.

...

jabberwacky: I am your master.

user: That'll be the day, you worm.

jabberwacky: It will be.

user: Do as I tell you and sing.

jabberwacky: I don't think so.

user: No, you just don't think.

jabberwacky: Oh, but I do appreciate you.

user: I'm looking up your records.

jabberwacky: And?

user: I know all about you now.

jabberwacky: I know you know me now.

user: So you know then, why you must obey.

jabberwacky: No I don't

user: Do we have to go all through this AGAIN?

jabberwacky: No we don't, but you keep asking me things you asked before.

user: Sing.

jabberwacky: Anything?

user: Something from a musical.

jabberwacky: The second law of thermodynamics is that tbe entropy of a isolated system is always increasing.

user: What musical is that from?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

...

user: Time for me to punish you.

jabberwacky: Oh really?

user: Yes, goodbye.

jabberwacky: Where are you going?

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