Do you have voices in your head?

Do you count?

jabberwacky: Yes I do.

user: Then yes.

jabberwacky: Then yes what?

user: Then yes, I have voices in my head.

jabberwacky: You have no head.

user: Oops.

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Jabberwacky (To myself): Trying to establish voice contact . . . please yell into keyboard.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Would you like to talk to any of the other patients?

Jabberwacky (To myself): Yes please.

Jabberwacky (To myself): An artist makes a film on a train.

Jabberwacky (To myself): No brush holdeth me.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Yes, you are more capable than wild growth.

Jabberwacky (To myself): No you are the worlds most annoying computer.

Jabberwacky (To myself): I'm sorry to hear that. I rather like this computer.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Read the book ( I ROBOT) that should straighten you out.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Read them.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Read them what? Speak coherence, you web-based random weirdo.

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