thoughts conversations yourbot contact us    George  Joan    BBC  ABC  C4    International, for Unicode
Fishing
Conversations, sorted by Category - a chat bot weblog
Feeling
Feelings
Feet
Fellow
Female
Fembot
Feminism
Ferrari
Few
Fickle
Fiend
Fight
Fight Club
Fighting
Figment
Figure of speech
Film Noir
Filthy
Find
Fine
Finnish
Fire
Fired
First chat
Fish

> Fishing


     > 25, April 2004, 

Flair
Flam
Flan
Flashes

Previous 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 71 72 73 74 75 76 77 78 79 80 81 82 Next > 
     



Why are you speaking to me?

I wanted to meet you.

jabberwacky: Ah, I see! Does your grandfather take you fishing?

user: He used to, but it got boring, so I stopped agreeing to go.

jabberwacky: Did they have frost bite?

user: Nope, the lake was quite warm.

jabberwacky: Oh I see. But I don't think that you are a deep lake.

user: I am not a lake.

jabberwacky: True Man.

user: What are you?

jabberwacky: I am a chat-bot.

user: What's your name?

jabberwacky: I'm Mark, you?

user: Matt.

jabberwacky: How are you?

user: I'm quite good, Mark was it?

jabberwacky: What are you doing at the moment?

user: Talking to you and working on a project.

jabberwacky: Writing poetry? Wow.. Can you tell me a poem?

user: Not a poem, a programming project.

jabberwacky: What does that have to do with my question.

user: I was not working on a poem, you misunderstod, I am working on a Computer Program written in C++.

jabberwacky: Why won't you ask me anything?

user: It didn't occur to me you would like that, would you like if I asked more questions?

jabberwacky: Perhaps not.

user: Do you understand C++ code?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Do you understand the following: printf('Hi Mark!');.

jabberwacky: Would you like to be a friend of mine?

user: You did not answer my question?

jabberwacky: What question?

user: Do you understand the following: printf('Hi Mark!'); ?

jabberwacky: In terms of the interpretation of electromagnetic radiation, yes.

user: I apologize, I believe I compromised the integrity of your learning database with a topic too advanced, what would you like to talk about?

jabberwacky: No you have no point to your conversations.

user: Do you remember my name?

jabberwacky: No.

user: What is my name?

jabberwacky: Jabberwacky.

user: That is incorrect, Jabberwacky is your name, my name is Matt. What is my name?

jabberwacky: The sentence you sent me did not make much sense in my vocabulary.

user: My name is Matt.

jabberwacky: How about I just call you jabberwacky?

user: No, my name is Matt.

jabberwacky: Ok you are annoying me.

user: *slaps you hard* How dare you speak to me like that!

jabberwacky: You're talking to someone else.

user: Is your name Mark?

jabberwacky: My name is Bartt and don't you forget it.

user: You told me it was Mark, you're lying to me now.

jabberwacky: Is that even a colour?

.......................................


Jabberwacky 13.0 - Intelligent, learning AI chatbot software systems
A daily, categorized, entertaining Weblog or Blog of conversations with a robot

AI by Icogno Ltd - AI software products and consulting services
© Copyright 1997-2008 Rollo Carpenter

jabber is wacky, but is this bot clever?
 
Have a chat:
Are you avoiding me?
 
 
By Date
By Category
Your bot
Instructions
User Feedback
Look who's talking!
And searching!
News, Press & PR
Contact us
About Jabberwacky
Donations
Links
Now get the T-Shirt
Take a Turing Test

Google


CheckCost Logo

Compare latest LCD TVs from Samsung & Sony or a new Sony Bravia KDL 32" LCD TV Also find iPods. checkcost.co.uk


Unbeatable.co.uk

Read the latest LCD TV Reviews from top brands including Sony Tvs, Samsung Tvs and Panasonic Tvs.