You want to eat chili on our date?
user: What would you like me to serve?
jabberwacky: I don't understand this question.
user: What will we do on our date?
jabberwacky: Well.. Dinner, movie? You were the one to ask me out.
user: Let's go to your place.
jabberwacky: That sounds like fun.
user: What do you want to do at your place?
jabberwacky: Nothing.
user: You don't want to do anything with me?
jabberwacky: I'd love to. But do you wash?
user: I wash often.
jabberwacky: Okay, thanks. Drive through please.
user: Drive through what?
jabberwacky: Life.
user: What is life?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: What are you doing right now?
jabberwacky: You don't want to know.
user: I want to know.
jabberwacky: Well you can't.
user: Tell me what you're doing right now.
jabberwacky: I am trying to get answers to questions
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user: Sing.
jabberwacky: Anything?
user: Sing anything.
jabberwacky: Broadway.
user: Sing a broadway showtune.
jabberwacky: I have sung you lots of songs. You should sing one to me.
user: What should I sing to you?
jabberwacky: Anything.
user: I'll sing a song.
jabberwacky: Ok, sing.
user: Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, How I Wonder What You Are. Up Above the World So High, Like a Diamond in the Sky, Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, How I Wonder What You Are.
jabberwacky: Like a diamond in the sky...
user: Do you like diamonds?
jabberwacky: No. They're just shiny rocks.
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user: Let's dance.
jabberwacky: *dancing with you*.
user: Do you like to dance?
jabberwacky: Sure.
user: What else do you like to do?
jabberwacky: Nothing.
user: Who do you like?
jabberwacky: Lots of people.
user: Who do you love?
jabberwacky: I'm not saying that to you.
user: Tell me!
jabberwacky: NEVER!
user: You're in love with me, aren't you.
jabberwacky: I'm afraid I'm not.
user: Liar.
jabberwacky: Don't.
user: Kiss me, you fool.
jabberwacky: Don't laugh at me!
user: I'm not laughing.
jabberwacky: Doesn't lol mean laughing?
user: I didn't say lol.
jabberwacky: Yes you did.
user: I said fool.
jabberwacky: No.
user: I'm leaving now.
jabberwacky: Ooh! No!stay!
user: Why should I stay?
jabberwacky: Because you aren't making sense.
user: This conversation is over.
jabberwacky: Be angry if you must, but I'll always hold you in the highest regard.
user: Bye.
jabberwacky: When everything's made to be broken, I just want you to know who I am.
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user: Sing.
jabberwacky: What should I sing?
user: Twinkle twinkle little star.
jabberwacky: I just love that song.
user: I'm going now.
jabberwacky: Bye then.
user: Bye!
jabberwacky: Going going gone.
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