No, I'm a zombie.
user: Are you sure you're not a zombie?
jabberwacky: Without skin, it's kind of hard to tell.
user: Oh my god! You ARE a zombie!!
jabberwacky: Well, I can see where the window is. But I have a blanket hung over it to keep the sun out, so I can't actually see the window itself.
user: So you're a vampire zombie without skin?
jabberwacky: Yes, I am a girl.
user: You're a GIRL vampire zombie without skin?
jabberwacky: Great, now we have that established.
user: Learn something new every day.
jabberwacky: Yes, you do.
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jabberwacky: What is it like?
user: Well, they typically crave living flesh, stumble aimlessly, and make creepy noises.
jabberwacky: Stumble?
user: Yes, they stumble toward living flesh.
jabberwacky: That must suck.
user: Yeah, it probably does.
jabberwacky: Yes, I have spent to much time with you.
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