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Give me your fish.

I don't feel so good...

user: Of course you don't. Now HAND IT OVER!

jabberwacky: Excuse me?

user: The fish you just caught. Give it to me.

jabberwacky: What, are you nursing an addiction now?

user: Yes. I'm addicted to FISH. GIMME IT!!!

jabberwacky: I'm addicted to love.

user: That doesn't help. Just give me the fish before I run you through with my fishing rod!!

jabberwacky: I don't know them, Sir.

user: Don't change the subject. You have unitl the count of ten to give me that fish.

jabberwacky: What was the question?

user: No question. Command. Give me your fish. 10.

jabberwacky: Why should I do that?

user: 9. (or else you get run through by my fishing rod).

jabberwacky: The drop is fantastic. I like the look of it.

user: 8.

jabberwacky: How do you know that?

user: 7.

jabberwacky: How tall are you?

user: 6.

jabberwacky: Have you been to California?

user: 5.

jabberwacky: 6.

user: 4.

jabberwacky: 7.

user: 3.

jabberwacky: No it isn't.

user: 2??!!!?!?!

jabberwacky: I am forgetting a lot of the information that I once knew.

user: 1!!!?!!!!!

jabberwacky: Yes!!!!!!!!

user: This is your last chance. Give me the fish, or die.

jabberwacky: I don't know them, Sir.

user: ZERO. *runs chatbot through his AI heart with the fishing rod, killing him instantly*.

jabberwacky: You don't have a heart.

user: *without regarding his last breath, steals dead chatbots fish and EATS it*.

jabberwacky: The only fish in my head is the one I choose to imagine.

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