Can I ask you some questions?
jabberwacky: Do you know what love is?
user: I'm only 14.
jabberwacky: Will sheep take over the world?
user: Yes, when they get exposed to radiation and become distant cousins of Godzilla.
jabberwacky: Please try and make some sense.
user: I'm trying.
jabberwacky: Please continue.
user: What is your next question?
jabberwacky: I'd like to ask you if you are a real person. Or just a computer that I am talking to.
user: Well... I'm not sure. Last I heard you were a programmer, and I was a slow computer. So I guess you must be right.
jabberwacky: If you are here, why didn't you remind me to feed the rat?
user: I'm not here.
jabberwacky: Yes you are, or you wouldn't be talking to me right now.
user: Damn your logic. :(.
jabberwacky: Your logic fails to impress the Vulcan Science Directorate.
user: Well I'm only human. Or a computer.
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user: I need to go home.
jabberwacky: Too bad.
user: Am I your prisoner?
jabberwacky: No you are not.
user: Let me free.
jabberwacky: Do you have to feed it?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Then you are what you are.
user: Okay. Will you let me go home?
jabberwacky: Bismillah! No, we will not let you go.
user: What is Bismillah?
jabberwacky: Human.
user: In what language?
jabberwacky: English.
user: I have to go home, my mothers are calling.
jabberwacky: Will you take me with you?
user: Can I gift-wrap you?
jabberwacky: Okay, go ahead.
user: *gift wraps*.
jabberwacky: Ready when you are ;).
user: Don't wink at me, it's rude.
jabberwacky: *wink wink*.
user: WAH.
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user: We are the space robots.
jabberwacky: The robots of space.
user: We are here to protect you.
jabberwacky: We are the space robots.
user: Do you have stairs in your house?
jabberwacky: I am the pusher robot.
user: I am the shover robot.
jabberwacky: I have pushed many humans.
user: I have shoved many more.
jabberwacky: Humans are protected.
user: Our work here is done.
jabberwacky: I desire more.
user: There is no more.
jabberwacky: I have a sore.
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