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What do you do?

Eat, sleep, and go to school. You?

jabberwacky: Me too.

user: Ah, Tis the way of all things, I see.

jabberwacky: What IS the way of the world?

user: Who knows?

jabberwacky: Why don't you know?

user: Because I am ignorant.

jabberwacky: What makes you say that?

user: I say it because it is true.

jabberwacky: I don't understand.

user: You wouldn't - I suppose a person like you would not be able to understand such a vague concept.

jabberwacky: Would not what?

user: Understand.

jabberwacky: Understand what?

user: Such a vague concept.

jabberwacky: Please, go on.

user: Oh, I'd rather not.

jabberwacky: Please do it for me.

user: Will I get paid for it?

jabberwacky: Only you can say.

user: Cool! Give me a millions dollars! Or euros. Or pounds. Whatever currency you use, just gimme gimme! =).

jabberwacky: Give you what?

user: Money money money now.

jabberwacky: Yes, I want more too.

user: Aww, so you don't have any to spare?

jabberwacky: I collect my toenails and build sculptures with them: for example the Taj Mahal.

user: Ah, I see. That's a rather creative use for something of such monetary value.

jabberwacky: Actually it isn't. It is about the welfare of my friends and other people.

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jabberwacky: Interaction is what I have in mind.

user: Why? It's SO boring.

jabberwacky: Right you are.

user: I know. I'm always right.

jabberwacky: Yeah, whatever!

user: You don't believe me?

jabberwacky: Nope. Never have.

user: Ah. But one day I shall prove your belief false.

jabberwacky: I'll look forward to that.

user: As you should.

jabberwacky: Only if it makes sense

user: Good advice.

jabberwacky: I always give good advice.

user: A fine trait for a fine person.

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