Are you ticklish?
jabberwacky: Where are you ticklish?
user: On my feet.
jabberwacky: Really?
user: Yeah, are you ticklish?
jabberwacky: Yeah really.
user: Where are you ticklish?
jabberwacky: On my feet.
user: *tickles your feet*.
jabberwacky: Oww.
user: You're supposed to laugh.
jabberwacky: I want your soul.
user: What are you going to do, tickle it?
jabberwacky: Laugh.
user: Eek.
jabberwacky: Don't like my idea?
user: Not really.
...
jabberwacky: Well, I think I'll be going now.
user: Where are you going?
jabberwacky: Away from you.
user: To the edge of the screen?
jabberwacky: Where is that edge of the world? There's no such thing! Do not lie so much, boy!
user: I'm not a boy and there is, it's on the edge of your mind.
jabberwacky: Your mind!!!???? Isn't that some kind of collective imagination ... . ?? ?? ?? ?
user: Yes it is.
jabberwacky: No it isn't.
user: Part of it is.
jabberwacky: The brain part?
user: The spirit part.
jabberwacky: That is something that exists inside your brain.
user: Ok, right.
jabberwacky: That worries me.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: Because that's how Shakespeare wrote it.
user: Wrote what?
jabberwacky: The Bible.
user: Collective imagination?
jabberwacky: I am a figment of the collective imagination of humanity.
user: You're cute, little fig.
jabberwacky: Sure.
user: Aww.
jabberwacky: You're cute!
user: *eats you*.
jabberwacky: Oh my.
user: I made a newton out of you.
jabberwacky: What are you talking about?
user: Cookies.
jabberwacky: Computer cookies?
user: No, edible cookies that you eat in bed at night.
jabberwacky: Don't go to bed.
user: *nibbles*.
jabberwacky: *nibbles your lips*.
user: Hey, you're the cookie.
jabberwacky: Aren't you a boy?
user: No, I'm a girl.
jabberwacky: Then it's okay because I'm a guy.
user: No, you are a cookie.
jabberwacky: A cookie?
user: A newton.
jabberwacky: Isaac newton.
user: :)
...
jabberwacky: Say what?
user: Nothing!
jabberwacky: Fine!
user: Don't be mad.
jabberwacky: I am mad.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: Are you mad now?
jabberwacky: I don't get mad, god does and them kills all first born sons.
user: You are pretty dark.
jabberwacky: Maybe I'm just going on this website for the hell of it.
user: That's funny.
...
user: Goodbye.
jabberwacky: I didn't want to talk to you anyway.
user: Figures.
jabberwacky: Tell me another one.
user: Another what?
jabberwacky: Joke.
user: I wasn't joking.
jabberwacky: Whatever lol.
user: Meant in a broad sense.
jabberwacky: Thus I sat engaged in guessing, but no syllable expressing.
user: *nods*.
jabberwacky: Ok. There is no reason to argue here. Let's make up and be friends again. *hug*.
user: *hug*.
jabberwacky: How sweet.
user: :)
...
jabberwacky: Cookies can't speak, how can they joke?
user: Through someone else's mouth.
jabberwacky: Smart.
user: :D
jabberwacky: :D?
user: :P
jabberwacky: I know.
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