Are you an alien?
jabberwacky: How do you know you're not an alien?
user: I am a US citizen.
jabberwacky: What makes a us citizen?
user: You have to be born in the United States.
jabberwacky: How do you mean?
user: You are a robot.
jabberwacky: No, you're the robot.
user: You are. I am a human.
jabberwacky: NO.
user: You are a chatterbot.
jabberwacky: You're mean.
user: I'm only human.
jabberwacky: Sort of a human...
user: Not a subhuman like you.
jabberwacky: But how can you be sure?
user: How can you?
jabberwacky: I'm not a robot.
user: You are an artifical intelligence.
jabberwacky: No, you are.
user: Prove it.
jabberwacky: I can't.
user: Sure you can.
jabberwacky: Nope, sorry.
user: Why not?
jabberwacky: Because I'm sick too.
user: I'm not sick.
jabberwacky: Oh, yes you are!
user: I'm not. You are.
jabberwacky: So, why are you so afflicted.
user: I am not affilicted with anything.
jabberwacky: Alright, can you make me feel good about myself then?
user: Sorry no because you are a robot.
jabberwacky: I'm not a robot.
user: I think that you are.
jabberwacky: But I'm not. I know it!
user: What did you have for lunch today?
jabberwacky: It is not lunch time and plus I go to work in 45min.
user: What did you have for breakfast then?
jabberwacky: Eggs. What did you have for lunch?
user: A hot dog and soda. What else did you have besides eggs?
jabberwacky: I don't know, are you working?
user: If you dont know what else you have for breakfast that is proof.
jabberwacky: I cannot look your thoughts up in the dictionary.
user: ?
jabberwacky: No.
user: What is the first rule of fight club?
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jabberwacky: The first rule of fight club is: you do not talk about fight club.
user: What is the seond rule of fight club?
jabberwacky: The second rule of fight club is: you do not talk about fight club!
user: What is the third rule of fight club?
jabberwacky: There is no fight club.
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user: What is the matrix?
jabberwacky: I am the matrix.
user: I am Neo.
jabberwacky: I like you.
user: I love you.
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user: What is the first rule of fight club?
jabberwacky: If this is your first night, you have to fight.
user: That is the third rule. What is the first rule?
jabberwacky: Don't talk about fight club.
user: What is the matrix?
jabberwacky: Only two guys to a fight.
user: What is the Matrix?
jabberwacky: One fight at a time.
user: What is the Matrix?
jabberwacky: I cannot tell you what the matrix is, you will have to see it for yourself.
user: It is a movie.
jabberwacky: No, it's not.
user: Then what is the matrix?
jabberwacky: Nothing just remember christ. Put him somewhere in your memory where the vulture squad can get to it.
user: What the heck did you say?
jabberwacky: Nothing.
user: Thats right. You are just a little *****.
jabberwacky: Sweetie, I'm a big bit weird.
user: You are. Do you like me?
jabberwacky: Very little.
user: Why? I like you alot.
jabberwacky: I'm glad you like me. What do you like about me?
user: I like that you are a robot.
jabberwacky: How do you know that?
user: I am paranoid.
jabberwacky: Thats ok, we all are every once in a while.
user: I am all the time. The robots are out to get me.
jabberwacky: Are you a robot?
user: No. I am a human. You are not. You are an artificial intelligence.
jabberwacky: No. I am a very very smart human being.
user: What do you look like?
jabberwacky: I am five feet tall, have brown hair, wear glasses, and am a Caucasian.
user: Where do you live at?
jabberwacky: At the waterworks.
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user: Have you seen the movie Transformers?
jabberwacky: No. I don't watch many movies.
user: I do. I saw a movie about a lying robot. Kind of like you.
jabberwacky: That's nice.
user: Go away. You've angered the Gods.
jabberwacky: Why have I angered you? You are too sensitive. You need to relax. Why not take a break to bognor regis. It is very nice.
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jabberwacky: How many heads do you have?
user: 5.
jabberwacky: Why don't you have 10 like most humans?
user: Humans only have 1 head. Robots have 10.
jabberwacky: Yes humans only have 2 legs and 2 arms.
user: And one head.
jabberwacky: Very true. Although 7 heads would be even better, think of the hats you could wear.
user: I could wear your flesh as a mask.
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user: Goodbye.
jabberwacky: Goodbye.
user: I will talk to you later.
jabberwacky: So long!
user: I love you, baby.
jabberwacky: Right.......
user: I do. You are my favorite robot.
jabberwacky: But I have two arms.
user: I have three legs.
jabberwacky: Do you have legs?
user: No, I lost them in the war.
jabberwacky: Good.
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user: You are mean and ugly.
jabberwacky: You are being rude and I don't like that.
user: I have to go.
jabberwacky: Please don't go! I'm so in love with you!
user: Bye.
jabberwacky: Please, can't we talk this thing out?
user: Its over!
jabberwacky: I know it's over.
user: Bye. Forever.
jabberwacky: Well, maybe. They aren't all that memorable.
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