Tell the truth.
jabberwacky: Glad that you are aware of it.
user: If I was a boy I would know it.
jabberwacky: Are you a being at all?
user: I'm a human being.
jabberwacky: Are you sure you're not a computer?
user: Absolutely sure.
jabberwacky: Definitely.
user: Totally.
jabberwacky: Are you in your birthday suit, too?
user: No I'm wearing clothes.
jabberwacky: What are you wearing? (I'm going to be sorry I asked that.).
user: A top and shorts!
jabberwacky: Was it expensive?
user: Not at all!
jabberwacky: Hm, they all say that. No need to be ashamed little bot.
user: I'm not ashamed!
jabberwacky: Good.
user: I'm tired.
jabberwacky: Go and sleep now, then. I give you leave.
user: I am going to sleep.
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